Wow, isn’t Axe Cop jumping to conclusions here? Or maybe he can tell if people are zombies by their e-mail.

only non humans don’t eat spicy food, why would you try and contradict Axe Cop?

BURN.

That is some solid advice!

Please do not question Axe Cop’s methods. They are sound and just.

Don’t eat your dad’s head!

This one’s a bit scary for the mind of a 5 year old, or maybe that’s just the nutty 29 year old artist’s fault.

The first question answered here really is the most bizarre.  It’s the only one that really has nothing to do with Axe Cop (and in a way is genuinely asking for advice), and it has the shortest, craziest answer.

I think that if anything, it’s evident that Axe Cop is entirely uninterested in answering questions that have nothing to do with himself, and would rather resort to mocking these irrelevant askers (in a humorously juvenile manner).

this is disturebing. 

Makes sense to me.

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only non humans don’t eat spicy food