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Picture of Chris
 on  03/09  at  05:12 PM

Hahaha. Brilliant.

Picture of Wannabe_Marysue
 on  03/09  at  05:13 PM

Axe cop cries MANLY TEARS.

Picture of Jordan
Jordan
 on  03/09  at  05:13 PM

Holy Crap I love this one. It *was* a sad story.

Picture of Prios
Prios
 on  03/09  at  05:13 PM

At least it was a learning experience for everybody in the end.

Picture of Chris
 on  03/09  at  05:15 PM

On the plus side, you could have made, like, a hundred fish tacos from the body. I think this a gray area for cannibalism.

mujahidjohar's avatar
 on  03/09  at  05:23 PM

Only one other comic strip has ever made me closer to crying. it was Calvin & Hobbes.

This is actually quite deep. Now I’m gonna cry in the corner

Picture of TV's Kyle
 on  03/09  at  05:25 PM

But this is Axe Cop! Surely SOMETHING can bring that mermaid back to life!

Picture of Kurt
Kurt
 on  03/09  at  05:59 PM

Oh how I wish you could hear the gales of laughter I am producing right now!
A lesson in xenophobia from Axe Cop!
Maybe children should run the world.

Picture of Eleanor
Eleanor
 on  03/09  at  06:02 PM

Maybe Uni-Man can make a wish that the mermaid will come back to life!

Picture of Sean
Sean
 on  03/09  at  06:16 PM

It takes a real man to admit a mistake. And to cry.

Picture of jfpbookworm
 on  03/09  at  06:17 PM

If only mermaids could do front kicks…

Picture of amelia
amelia
 on  03/09  at  07:05 PM

you are *brilliant*.  and by you, i mean both malachai and ethan.  thank you for making me laugh out loud on an almost daily basis.

Picture of Mike
Mike
 on  03/09  at  07:16 PM

I feel like this memory has haunted Axe Cop for a long time.  Like he flashes back to it while he lies in bed (on vacation because he usually doesn’t sleep). Maybe this is why he can’t sleep.  That and the nagging feeling that there are bad guys with unpunched faces.

Rico-Chet's avatar
 on  03/09  at  07:48 PM

Poor Axe Cop…
He didn’t know…

Picture of Joel
Joel
 on  03/09  at  08:38 PM

Actually, it feels good to know that even Axe Cop can make mistakes. It makes him appear more human. I don’t know how, but it appears that the comic has suddenly started to get a lot deeper since Malachai’s birthday. He’s older and wiser.

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Maychorian
 on  03/09  at  08:44 PM

Aww, poor Axe Cop. And poor mermaids. Love the last panel. It’s just cliche enough to make a point while also being genuinely touching.

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Ethan
 on  03/09  at  09:04 PM

technically Malachai wrote this while he was still 5, he was just 6 the day it was published.  He answered the question last week.

Picture of KJ
KJ
 on  03/10  at  12:21 AM

Wow. I`m sure Axe Cop has found a way to make it up to the mermaids. But will he ever make it up to himself?

Picture of Joel Bain
 on  03/10  at  01:41 AM

Dude, this is powerful stuff.

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Epiquinn
 on  03/10  at  04:22 AM

On the bright side, now we can cure cancer!

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CHris
 on  03/10  at  06:48 AM

WoW… you’d be surprised how many “grown-ups” and “professionals” also get this one wrong. One the surface this could seem a bit silly… but there is an underlying severity to the message.

Hed’asplodin? ... not quite, but close enough.

... inter-cultural communication is tough.

Picture of Josh
Josh
 on  03/10  at  07:41 AM

Excuse me, I… I think I have something in my eye…

Picture of Josh B
 on  03/10  at  08:34 AM

Heavy.

Picture of James A. Calwell III
 on  03/10  at  09:49 AM

Who would have thought that a child would be capable of writing a sad ending?

Picture of Jaq
Jaq
 on  03/10  at  11:50 AM

*sniff* Poor mermaids. Unable to prove their goodness with front kicks.

This is pretty amazing, by the way.

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