Cool! Makes me want to misbehave to get sent to an Axe Cop learn-out.

I REALLY wanna go.

I want all my future sons to misbehave so I can send them to the Axe Cop learn-out. Heck, I wish my dad thought of that when I was a child

Genius!

It shocks me that this, of all ways, is how Malachai would respond to that question.

It’s awesome though.

@Evang7 I totally agree.  It was hilarious to me that this was what he came up with.  No punishment, no free video games… a Learn Out.  I don’t even know where he got the idea for the term “Learn Out.”

The on-staff surgeon at the Learn Out is a miracle worker and should probably be on Axey’s team.

I like how he seems to keep associating sock-arms with women…

Hmmm, sent in by “anonymous” eh?

You don’t think that might be a certain 6-year old webcomic author’s mother do you….?

When’s the next Learn-Out? I’m so there.

I want to go to one just to get the free sunglasses!

How is it possible that I love Axe Cop more every day?  I love that he shoots their head just in case.

I love the “NO JABS” callback in panel 3.  Awesome!

I assume, of course, that Axe Cop checks everyone’s front kicks before they attend the Learn Out so that no bad guys get thru?  I wouldn’t want any bad guys learning how to use a Chainsaw Gun!

More proof that all children are sexist, haha. Love the CHOP PUNT PSHEW panel.

You should file suit against Epic Games on Malachai’s behalf.

I’m guessing he also teaches how to wrestle a grizzly bear to the ground?

Love the Chainsaw gun…

I didn’t even know Axe Cop had a gun, let alone would ever use one.  He seems more like a hands-on kind of guy.

@Eleanor:
I was thinking the same thing.  Since he gives a name to this technique, I assume it’s for very specific situations.  I would think it doesn’t come often since we don’t see Axe Cop even carry a gun.

I just noticed how Axe Cop unholsters his gun and kicks the head into the air in one motion.  That is the only way to do it.

So are we to assume that Dinosaur Soldier is a counselor at the learn-outs as well or does he just loan every weapon to Axe Cop for the occasion?

Of course Axe Cop is a great teacher. And I REALLY want a chainsaw gun now.

Also, the term “learn-out” is now part of my vocabulary.

All the best moves:
Head Chop
Front Kick
Axe Throw
Fire
Uppercut
Axe Grenade
NO JABS!

I’m assuming the Moon Warriors aren’t present, or else of course Carmation Kpow (or was KPOW a sound effect?) would have been on the list.