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It’s an honest mistake!
Oh Axe Cop… When will you learn to think before you act? *dramatic back-of-hand-to-forehead*
who among you has not gotten mixed up between the Normal Zoo and the Fighting Zoo at least once or twice?
i have. tragically, while chaperoning a field trip.
This one actually disturbed me. There is something particularly unsettling about the elephant crying as he was being sliced up. And believe me, I’m no PETA freak.
It wasn’t the elephant that was crying, it was the people at the regular zoo. Axe Cop knew that elephants don’t cry before he became smarter, you guys should know, too.
Use your uni-noggin.
I’d like to see axe cop do battle with PETA in the future! And chop their heads off!!!
Pure genius. I swear, the kids words are gold.
I’m not gonna stop laughing for days. Thanks Axe Cop!!
Love the severed trunk. Hilarious! :D
There should totally be a fighting zoo.. just make sure you don’t confuse it with the regular zoo. Lots of animals like fighting.. Bears.. kangaroos..
I hope for Axe Cop’s sake that his normally razor-sharp intellect was sabotaged by an evil use of a unicorn horn before this episode started.
I think Malachai is slowly but surely working his way through some real ethical dilemmas to do with the use of force in justice!
Alternatively, this comic is Matt’s fault for posing a question that required an effort to beat an elephant in the first place.
Phff, not offensive at all. Great comic and very funny. Axecop’s life is violent, so I think this is perfect.
Oh and also… I think people just don’t like to see their hero make a mistake. If anything heros with faults are so much more interesting. Go Axecop!
I think someone needs to check Tim Wille’s front kick…
Why must we always kill the ones we LOVE?! Why, Axe Cop? Why?!
Can Axe Cop (the comic) possibly GET any awesomer?
I posit: no. There is just too much awesome.
But that is ok.
... man I hope you are keeping these in some sort of secure format somewhere that is not on the internet, so when the kid gets older you can pull these out and show him.
OMG, what an awesomely dark hilarious twist ending. No wonder the elephant was a total scaredy cat.
I really like the darker, more disturbing side of Axe Cop. It acts as a sort of counter balance to the over-the-top action and manlyness. Without his flaws and somewhat questionable ideas, Axe Cop would just suffer from the Superman-syndrome and become boring really fast.
Well, the plus side is that you can almost totally guarantee that this kind of incident will never happen again for Axe Cop n’ the crew. Sometimes we all make mistakes when an elephant doesn’t fight back.
Axe Cop, the question was “what kind of robot do you think could beat an elephant?” Not “Can you go kill an elephant at the fighting zoo?”
You need to be super specific with Axe Cop. He brings a Psydrozon to a knife fight.
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