I thought he gave me that flower because he loved me. :(

-and I’m a freakin baby!
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would someone check my trunk? Please?

Bad guys beware- Axe Cop has a flower with your name on it!

Hope he keeps those flowers separate from one he might use on a date…

Ted, he won’t ever have to worry about it, because Axe Cop has no time for love.

I think we’ve all learned by now that you should never, ever accept ANYTHING Axe Cop gives you. Not even if it’s a potion that makes you smart or delicious cake or anything.

note to self: Do NOT stop to smell the flowers…  just keep chopping heads as fast as possible.

I do love that the bad guys still think Axe Cop is just bringing them flowers because he’s sweet.

Whoa, its a “friendship”+ “fatality” and a “friendship” + “babality!”  Maybe axe cop has an evil twin named “Poc Exa!”

THERE WILL BE NO MORE BACKWARDS TALK, Mr. Charlie…just kidding…ylerecins,adnil

I love how different axe cop is from most heroes. He actually gets the job done.

“I love how different axe cop is from most heroes. He actually gets the job done.

Posted by Sean “

Axe Cop is a lot like malt liquor in that way.

Wow, Doctor Doom failed.

The third one is called a poisonous old man flower attack..!

As much as I can appreciate a subtle and understated kill, I have to disagree about this being the coolest.  I can still understand how he would consider death by flower the coolest murders he’s ever committed, though.  Such underhanded methods stand diametrically opposed to his established machismo.  I suppose he likes this more than his other secret attacks because of the flower motif and how much of a surprise it is to the enemy.

They ought to just call him Poison Cop by now.

i love that they seem surprised to see him - it’s not like he’s retaliating to the latest villainous plot. just walking around, visiting villains at random and straight-up murdering them.

The first darthvader-style bad guy turns into a sort of lion as he smells the flower. He must be powerful.

I not only love that he just shows up at bad guys’ homes to murder them but that his enemies will still accept stuff from him despite his tendency to give everyone poisons or explosive potions.

@Mike:
They don’t expect the flowers to be poisonous.  That’s why they’re called secret attacks.

Those were the coolest, because the bad guys caught on after the first two.

I just can’t help but laugh everytime he poisons something/someone, and he goes like “that was a secret attack!”. Seriously, this is awesome.

i will denfinetly make one of this
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