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bryce
 on  04/09  at  02:56 PM

Wow

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sz
 on  04/09  at  03:00 PM

Abraham Lincoln: Explosion God and Abby Lincoln. In one strip. Wow.

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TheAnswerMan
 on  04/09  at  03:00 PM

Holy surreal Batman.

The fact that he said “Until I got really bored” allows this to remain in the timeline, so that he can marry Sockarang later! Yay?

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Barloq
 on  04/09  at  03:02 PM

OH MY GOD, that was amazing XD

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Doug
 on  04/09  at  03:04 PM

That… was so awesome. Abe Lincoln is a horrifying girl though.

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Axel
 on  04/09  at  03:10 PM

I love the bed detail in the final panel with the axe and tophat.  Also, not to sound like a grammar nazi, but in panel 7, I think you meant to say ‘every’  wink

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Shekfester
 on  04/09  at  03:20 PM

This installment finally confirms my suspicion that Hillary Swank is a female Abraham Lincoln.

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Mate
 on  04/09  at  03:22 PM

I don’t how it’s possible, but this tops the Axe Cop VS Chuck Norris comic.

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Mate
 on  04/09  at  03:25 PM

It’s also nice to see that Malachai has a positive attitude towards the transgendered.  lol

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o0o
 on  04/09  at  04:00 PM

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: EXPLOSION GOD sounds like one of those animes that have English titles.

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notovny
 on  04/09  at  04:27 PM

Fighting School:

Great on sock-fighting and front-kicking techniques.

Not so good on the History.

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Matador
 on  04/09  at  04:43 PM

I am curious, what does the plaque next to Abe’s side of the bed say?  Is it the emancipation proclamation or something?

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hoopy
 on  04/09  at  04:55 PM

That is the funniest one yet!

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Ethan
 on  04/09  at  05:08 PM

@Matador it’s the Gettysburg Address

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paul
 on  04/09  at  05:29 PM

haha.  sweeeet.

i guess that settles this!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Abraham_Lincoln

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Chad
 on  04/09  at  05:37 PM

I’ll echo theanswer42 in that since he said “until I got bored,” we have no idea how long they were married. It could have been one day for all we know. So it fits into the continuity just fine.

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Chop cop
 on  04/09  at  05:58 PM

oh my God.

I just have have HAVE to have an Abraham Lincoln: Explosion God t-shirt.

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Linda Wilkins
 on  04/09  at  06:13 PM

Malachai…I love you. Ethan will understand why.

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The Magical Moose
 on  04/09  at  08:30 PM

Wow… Just Wow… this episode the most amazing comic I’ve ever read. I agree with Chop cop about the Abraham Lincoln: Explosion God shirt…

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Kate
 on  04/09  at  08:31 PM

Come on, Malachai.  You expect me to believe that Axe Cop and Abraham Lincoln never shook hands once throughout their entire marriage?  Why, that’s just…implausible!

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Kurt
 on  04/09  at  08:40 PM

I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

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Ryan
 on  04/09  at  08:53 PM

Amazing

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KJ
 on  04/09  at  08:59 PM

I LOVED it! Except now I want to see Axe Cop go on an ass-kicking spree with Teddy Roosevelt. I imagine, as far as presidents go, Teddy’s just the right speed…

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Linda Wilkins
 on  04/09  at  09:33 PM

I enjoy reading the comments as much as I do reading “Ask Axe Cop”...and Ethan, did you make that a tongue twister on purpose?

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Emily
 on  04/09  at  10:52 PM

...Ladyham Lincoln looks strangely like Jeff Goldblum.

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