I LOVE IT!

axe cop: relationship counselor

I’m glad that everything worked out for the best.

AxeCop… where were you when I was in college!?!

Fake name: Girl.
Real name: Poison Poison.

Wanted for: Punching people and they die.

I like how her picture has her fist clenched. Beautiful.

Fake Name: Girl

.... deserves a standing ovation

I so needed Axe Cop for my dating life.  “Has she been acting kind of strange…acting like she wants to punch you?”  Every day, Axey.  Every day.

If you’re dating someone named Girl, you *should* be suspicious.

This seems a lot like the disturbing style of law enforcement our own gov’t is heading toward; it’s a lot funnier in the context of Axe Cop!

BEST ASK AXE COP EVER!!

real name poison poison.
i couldn’t stop laughing.

This is the best thing ever. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

“This is why I spy on people”

Oh my… just when I think Axe Cop couldn’t get any weirder o_0

“This is why I spy on people” was the most unexpected line I’ve read anywhere in a long time

Poison Poison, Hasta Mia, Best Fairy Ever, Abe…hey, gotta give Mal credit, he always comes up with the best names!

OMG this almost made me snort, spew Diet Cherry Cola from my nose, and dribble wet stuff from that place down there where you pee from…

Where are my dang Axe Cop undies when I need them?

Holy crap on a stick! The was the best thing I’ve ever read.

been reading this for a while but honestly this may be on a whole other level of hilarity. every line was gold. man can axe make an entry. btw can’t wait for the outtakes by guys doing youtube videos on this one.

Axe Cop is more ethical and circumspect than I thought he would be - he clearly waits until Poison Poison is actually drawing back her fist ready to punch before he takes action.
I guess even Axe Cop needs something approaching probable cause.

Had to read this again before I went to bed..now I’m laughing so hard I prob won’t be able to fall asleep…but I’d much rather go to bed happy than sad.

btw Husband is cracking up too!

Was anyone else reminded of that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants?

@Mark:
Malachai should consider training to succeed Suda51 with names like that.

Poison from Final Fight has met his/her match.

I wish I had a “List of ALL THE BAD GUYS”. :(

Life would be so much simpler if I knew who to avoid!

The thing I think is great about Axe Cop is that you could almost read it as biting satire of our society’s tendency to see everything in sharp shades of black and white… if it wasn’t written by someone so young, with such sincerity.