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I love seeing the gentle side of Axe Cop as he returns the groceries.
The art just keeps getting better! Nice work.
The final panel is the best!
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Invisible cash registers must make working there seriously difficult. “Your change is $1.33… dammit, where did that register go again? Manager!”
This was fantastic.
The last three strips did it for me. This is hilarious.
Well duh, it’s obvious that *bad guys* can’t see an *invisible cash register*.
Unless they have *cashier blood* on them, of course.
That grocer looks like a bad guy or at least a shady individual in the second to last panel.
This makes me wonder if they had any fruit in those grocery bags, and if they did, why they didn’t throw them at Axe Cop.
Best final two panels in Axe Cop history. Love it.
That clerk is a genius!
Love the image of Axe Cop flying threw the air with his sword raised, kart underneath.
dog gone it
Awesome! I guess Invisible Cash Registers are made of a more advanced version of Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet technology. Because when you put money inside, it *disappears*. It doesn’t just float on the counter. Excellent use of science, grocery clerk!
Also, move over Mario Kart. Because if this was a video game, I would play it until my thumbs bled.
I noticed that some of the symbols being shouted by the alien on the right in the first panel resemble the word, “DIE.” Perhaps the rest of the symbols were also built upon English words? I can’t make out any more at the moment; can anybody else?
AN INVISIBLE CASH REGISTER?!?! DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man—Telescope Gun Cop’s telescoping gun that has a flashlight doesn’t hold a candle to Axe Cop’s stretching shot gun that turns into a fire sword!
No wonder they didn’t need him to be on their team!
DEAR AXE COP
I don’t have any powers. Do you have any tips for tricking bad guys so they leave me alone?
Genius in its purest form. Truly humbling.
Stretching ShotGun/Fire Sword rocks! Well done ^_^
Totally awesome, as always. But what is it with the sword? I thought his name was AXE Cop, not sword cop… I think he should use his axe more often. (isn’t it still the coolest weapon of all?)
I laughed out loud at the last two panels, unfotunatley I was eating a sandwhich and it is now all over my computer screen…totally worth it. Invisible cash registers are a fantastic idea!
Today at work I took all the money out of the cash register then told the manager I made it all invisible to keep bad guys from stealing it. He gave me a raise for my clever thinking. Thank you Axe Cop!
That first panel with Axe Cop scrunched in that little go-kart of his yelling at the alien thieves is golden.
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