Brilliant.

Where can I buy the album? I looked on Amazon and iTunes, only to be disappointed

Wow, does Malachi know that “axe” is slang for guitar or was that just lucky?

OMFG WEXTER!

Awesome as all this is, I kinda feel sorry for Flute Cop getting passed over for some chinese wrestler.

haha, yes, is there a reason Flute Cop doesn’t play Flute in the band? Is he busy being a ghost?

Haha Baby Man’s got some fresh moves.

Haha, way to solve the problem of drawing a T-rex playing a violin.

Top right-hand corner: Wexter’s arms apparently are not amchi-guns sometimes.

THIS RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS.

Or, you know, “machine guns”.

It’s hard for me to type, because my hands are, in fact, bombs.

Someone seriously needs to start a band inspired by this, and write songs with those titles.

Also, when I imagine Axe Cop singing “Chicken Chicken Chicken Little!” in my head, it sounds like the chorus to “Ruby” by the Kaiser Chiefs.

Most Excellent.

” . . . I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash
It’s an AXE! AXE! AXE!”

Perhaps Flute Cop is on a solo tour right now, and the Chinese wrestler is a stand-in?

Did Malachai or you come up with the songs “Ring of Axe Fire” and “Hungry Like a Hungry Vampire Wolfer”?

Also, I agree with Diego. The fact that sometimes Wexter has regular T. rex arms does raise some questions. (Well, in most fictional universes it would, but I have a feeling that in the Axe Cop universe it could be explained as simply as, “Sometimes Wexter has regular T. rex arms.”)

I’m actually kinda happy that he might be able to switch, since I’d always felt a little bad that Wexter was stuck with non-manipulative machine guns all the time. Not that T. rex arms are incredibly useful… but hey, they’re something! Good enough for playing violin, apparantly.

Baby Man dancing = fabulous.

I laughed so hard I started crying.

baby-man continues to impress.

And there it is! The greatest Ask Axe Cop ever…. so far!

Who wants to bet The Axe cover band will pop up sooner or later on Myspace… that’d be awesome.

The bassist has the most stage presence.

THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

Strings are for the weak. Real men just play painted iron.

OMG this is the best ever!!!!!!!!

The Axe needs to play a set with Deathtongue (otherwise known as “Billy & The Boingers.”)

Sockarang’s expression has been full of rock band intensity for so long, this is to be expected!

I’d love to hear them sing TROGDOOOOOOOOR!!!

This is the most awesome Ask Axe Cop. EVER.

A wrestler… on a bear… playing bass… Is there anything more awesome than that?!