“Poisonous Hearing” would make a decent album name as well.

Eat your heart out, Gavinners.

Yeah, well, I liked The Axe WAY BEFORE it was featured in Ask Axe Cop.

I liked The Axe before it existed.  So there.

Wexter is officially the new face of Violinists around the world.

I suppose the next merch is a violin with Wexter scored into the wood?

I think “to them, it’s poisonous hearing” is probably one of the funniest lines in all of Axe Cop. I definitely laughed uncontrollably all by myself for a minute.

Every bone in my body wishes The Axe was a real band…  Holy goodness…

PLEASE make posters for The Axe.  I want them so badly.  The first panel alone would be worth millions.

That’s it. Nothing that you do from this point on can be as awesome as this.

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OR CAN IT!?

Yeah, I…I never post comments, but dancing Baby Man is just unadulterated win.  Excellent job!

When Baby Man stomps, there are fireworks….
The Axe was great, but the artwork for every dance move Baby Man makes right up to the stomp with fireworks is pure gold, man. Pure Gold.

I found a live recording of The Axe:

http://www.10eps.com/chicken.html

I think Baby man is becoming my new favorite character!

I had always suspected that Wexter’s robot machine-gun arms were worn over his normal t-rex arms.  More power-armor than replacement limbs.

Also, it seems that though Axe-Cop and Flute (or whatever)-Cop are brothers and partners, they tend to keep their personal, off duty lives seperate.  Probably for the best.

Or maybe Flute Cop just sucks at playing the flute (slash recorder)... after all, his battle cry was “I’m gonna make NOISE and it’s gonna HURT YOUR EARS and then I’ll PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE!”

This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. I would put a poster up in my room of The Axe, no question.

Does this mean Axe Cop is a fan of the man in black?

Genius! Great references with the song titles. Babyman’s dance moves = pure gold.

@Tim Wille
Although the sound quality sucks, I like the lyrics!

Is there a corresponding dance for “The Smart Smart Smart”?

I WANT THIS BAND TO EXIST PLEASE

!!

The wrestler on the bear is really what makes this one for me. I mean, that is made of pure awesome WTH.

Could the wrestler on the bear be a sneak peek at Ethan’s Bearmageddon?

And the poisonous hearing bit was just absolute gold!

Boom Boom [Name]‘s Fiyah Powah is a pretty sweet album title. I kind of want to make it now. Would that be acceptable? Creating fan works of these songs and others?