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Picture of Jonas Lord
Jonas Lord
 on  06/02  at  02:00 PM

I do believe Sockarang’s gun of shooting whatever he wants onto himself is the result of rethinking these failures.

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dethklokso
 on  06/02  at  02:07 PM

I’m guessing “Guns that shoot things on the shooter” is Malichai’s “thing” for the week? that kid is so awesome.

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moop
 on  06/02  at  02:13 PM

Stupid Rhino Head looks like he could be a relative of Rocksteady from the Ninja Turtles. smile

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Phil
 on  06/02  at  02:20 PM

What is it with rhinos all being really gullible? First Rhino Man drinks poison, now Stupid Rhino tries stupid guns.

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ChronoSamurai
 on  06/02  at  02:27 PM

Pretty sure Stupid rhino tried out the rabbit gun first. Then tried to get shoot them with the brain gun which made things worse. Then tried the flower gun as a last resort thus fainting leaving him unable to defend himself.
Luckily for axe cop, he has a rare but useful “bullet” gun.

Picture of Link
 on  06/02  at  02:27 PM

Fun Fact: My fiancee has an irrational fear of rabbits. I’m totally showing her this comic to confirm her worst nightmares.

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arlen
 on  06/02  at  02:48 PM

axecop shooting the brain in the head is so badass! :D

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Matt
 on  06/02  at  02:56 PM

Axe Cop should be brought to the farthest reaches of the world.. it improves life quality so much.

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Mate
 on  06/02  at  03:00 PM

I agree with Arlen.  I probably spent 3 minutes just looking at the panel of Axey blasting the brain/tentacle monster.

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Matador
 on  06/02  at  03:04 PM

I love the rabbit gun… it apparently kills with cuteness.

Picture of James A. Calwell III
 on  06/02  at  03:15 PM

And that’s why Axe Cop doesn’t like guns.

Could it be that he struggled with these and other inferior weapons before getting the Perfect Fireman Axe?

Picture of James A. Calwell III
 on  06/02  at  03:19 PM

I noticed that Axe Cop didn’t use an axe to rid himself of the hostile tentacle-brain.

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Quasimofo
 on  06/02  at  03:44 PM

At last Axe Cop’s weakness, his kryptonite, is revealed. Bunnies.

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Chris M
 on  06/02  at  03:45 PM

Chopping in the vicinity of the top of your head is hard enough without adding trying to get a brain off your head without decapitating yourself.

Picture of Ryan
 on  06/02  at  04:45 PM

Last panel = excellent punchline timing.

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Aaron
 on  06/02  at  04:46 PM

Seriously, the last panel is brilliant.

Picture of ColdFusion
 on  06/02  at  04:48 PM

I have drawn rhino-headed guys before.. it’s a really cool head to have, isn’t it? And they’re African animals, so you’d think there’d be one rhino-headed god, but I’ve never seen one.

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Benjamin
 on  06/02  at  07:00 PM

I think that the problem with these guns is that they fire backwards, not their ammunition.  I can see the flower gun, were it to shoot its flowers forward instead of back into the face of the user, being used as a nice non-lethal takedown device.

Of course, I suppose Axe Cop has little use for non-lethal takedowns.

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KJ
 on  06/02  at  08:12 PM

Oh, that Stupid Rhino. He broke into the room for stupid weapons instead of the room full of golden weapons! His name is terribly appropriate…

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o0o
 on  06/02  at  11:39 PM

ColdFusion: there is no rhino god because, as you can see, rhinos are stupid.

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Njam!
 on  06/03  at  04:55 AM

The bunny emblems on the rabbit gun on panel 9 really remind me of Max.

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 on  06/03  at  08:55 AM

Stupid Rhino Head- his incredibly particular name describes him perfectly.

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kurt
 on  06/03  at  09:36 AM

Once again laughed until I cried… but not for Stupid Rhino Head. Does Malachai understand the principle of building a story for maximum effect? Or do you kind of guide him? Because this was just perfectly constructed.

Flute Cop's avatar
 on  06/03  at  11:14 AM

lol the panel of Axe Cop on the ground with a single flower and the bad guys running away would make a good AXE COP graphic novel cover, with the title “The Death of Axe Cop?!”

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Teddy Emery
 on  06/03  at  11:53 AM

Poor Stupid Rhino Head, You Shall be missed!

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