Haha, Malachai sending in a question for himself. I like it.

That confused me somethin’ fierce.

Aww, I want an apple. :’(

Oh no, not UNIBABY! That would be a sad episode if I ever saw one.

I really, really hope Anne-Marie tries that on her twins. If it works Malachai may be be the saviour of millions of parents worldwide.

Well, now no one can say that Axe Cop’s over-powered.

I love how, when Axe Cop grows into a giant, all his clothing can stretch with him, apart from the edges of the sleeves of his shirt. Those are ripped…

I hope nobody surprises Giant Axe Cop.

axe cop was born in 2004?  is he 6 years old, or does the comic take place in the future?

First off, brilliant—especially the poisonous mayonnaise spit!

Second off, I TOTALLY SUBMITTED THAT BAD GUY BLOOD QUESTION! If I was the only person to do so, then I should no longer be anonymous!

Or maybe I asked how Axe Cop avoids getting bad guy blood on him while he is chopping heads off . . . I don’t remember.

A lot of people don’t give their name when they ask a question… I wish they would.

Ickscusting…. I love it more than extroy…

@Ethan:
But that’s my point! If I was the only person to ask that question, then you now know who who asked it—Aaron (not to be confused with aaron, who posted immediately before me).

If multiple people asked this question however, then I suppose that we will all have to be anonymous together . . . Oh well, I’m just glad to know the answer—Axe Cop is immune to bad guy blood! Great stuff!

I absolutely love the dinosaur soldier question. One of my favorite panels of all time. So many people want the apples :3

If babies are supposed to be healthy, how do you explain O’Mc Babies?

@Joey Any food that’s healthy can be, and often is, mass-marketed in a less healthy form as fast-food.

Please make the birth certificate available for purchase.

Good call, Daniel.  A little gold foil Axe Cop seal at the bottom, maybe.

Oh man i love this comic. The “how do babies taste” one was hilarious!

I love this mash-up format, it’s like bite size AAC, for people on the go. Ordinary Ask Axe Cop is fine of course, but I won’t mind some of these shorter ones in the future.

I love that he sleeps on the bad guy’s labs. That is the kind of spontaneously specific detail which makes this experiment so successful

bad guys always have labs.

LMAO friggin awesomeness and I havce to agree Malachai submitting a question for axe cop was brilliant. As for how old Axe Cop is . . .  is the date of birth on there Malachais Bday maybe?

PLEASE, please, no more baby eating…

Never before did the first panel of an Axe Cop comic have me in hysterics.  I assume since he’s practically seen everything, a surprise would leave him at a loss.