Sweet, Merciful, Crap.

Book Cop is the Best Founding Father Ever.

Book cop is even better than Ben Franklin, despite Ben having a jetpack.

And fighting Zeus with a kite!

Book Cop was so well -adjusted: he had time for love.

I have a new favorite character, and her name is unknown because she can’t speak. Wait, no, I mean his name is Book Cop. I got confused for a second.

Book Cop kind of reminds me of Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”

What do I love about this? Well, apart from everything..

First, this was not at all what I was expecting. I was expecting a way Axe Cop would celebrate. Not something AWESOME like his ancestor. Goes to show. I’m not six years old. Dang.

Second, I laughed a good thirty seconds when I read “He could also shoot fire out of his hands.” Book Cop is unstoppable.

I almost got confused because of the 3rd guest comic where his grandpa was Stone Cop. Good thing those weren’t canon or there would be a time paradox.

I love Book Cop. I love him so much. There aren’t enough revolutionary-era action/adventure heroes with ridiculously awesome powers.

This might be one of the best things that has happened to me ever. I love that the action words were written in old script. Brilliant.

This page is exactly why Axe Cop is my favorite thing in the history of ever.

I love how not being able to talk makes her unaware of her own name somehow. That’s amazing.

I wonder if one of Axe Cop’s ancestors ever shook hands with Abraham Lincoln.

@The Last Koopa:
Times change.  There weren’t as many bad guys in the universe during America’s formative years, so of course Book Cop had time to love someone who he couldn’t even name.

NO don’t throw The Bible at redcoats! they don’t deserve it! throw it at Jews! (no offense to Jews by the way, I just said you were good enough for The Bible)

I wonder if it’s possible for someone to come up with a Book Cop SWEP for Garry’s Mod.

So does setting Book Cop ablaze turn him into Book Cop Fire?  He already has the power to shoot fire, which is kind of contradictory to his main power of book control.

Also, does this power make him a Paper Master?

Did anyone notice “my olde book” in the second panel?

that’s “ye Olde Book”

Okay seriously book cop is the most bad-axe character ever!

wtf Lampy?!  “throw it at jews”?!

My wife and son are looking at me sideways as I laugh and pronounce “Bludgeon” and “Roast” loudly with trilling ‘R’s.

Ha ha, Book Cop is awesome! This may be the best Independence Day ever for me.

@Jan: Stone Cop was Axe Cop’s great grandfather, and Book Cop is his great great great great great grandfather, so no paradox!

Malachai mentioned Stone Cop when we were writing this.  That guest strip inspired this one for sure.  I told Malachai Stone Cop would be Axe Cop’s a jillion great Grand father.

Axe bless America.

GO TEAM AMERICA!!!
Book cop killed them with knowledge and books.
LeVar Burton and the whole reading rainbow crew would be proud.