yay for kid cop lol

Oh, Axe Cop, you so crazy. His life story is a combination of a Stephen King villain’s and an extra-surreal Beatles song.

B..but.. Didn’t.. Didn’t he find the axe /after/ his parents died?

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!

Sayonara.

@ Woah! So true

@Cerxi shhhhhh lol jk jk I believe this issue simply states thats when he chose his career of Cop of Fireman not Axe Cop instead of regular cop. So at this time he decided “I wanna be a cop” Then once he’s a cop and finds The Axe, he becomes Axe Cop.

I am somewhat disturbed by the idea that because a bunny was acting different then the other bunnies, that he must die . . . That seems a little . . . nazi-ish . . .  not to call Axe Cop or Malachai a Nazi I’m just making an observation . .

o.O

haha I know, it’s the exact opposite of Happy Feet.

yeah!!!
No singing, no penguins and most importantly no individualism lol

I’m laughing uncontrollably. I love rabbits but I had no idea they were so racist. Poor coconut loving rabbit.

@Cerxi
The axe here is probably not “the __Perfect__ fireman axe”...

@Spidermang: It’s not that it wasn’t accepted, per say, it’s just that the other rabbits didn’t like having to look at it. LOL!

i hate to condemn anyone to death for their choice of food and locomotion, but… a walking rabbit who eats coconuts? *shudder* that’s very unnatural… men have gone quite mad from lesser sights!

@o0o LOL

@Jam I suppose that could be that case . . . kinda like how the Nazi’s didn’t like that star of David. BTW I clicked on your name Jam, and ended up on Brobot. It sounds like you and I have alot in common I’ll have to scope out your site a little more :D

ps.guys I’m done with the Nazi thing. sorry if I offended any one.

Holy crap. I don’t even know what to say. This transcends words. Laughter.

So how did he go from chopping heads off to losing his axe in his loner phase to chopping heads off again?

Those other rabbits are MENACING. Yikes. Reminds me of the Efrafans from Watership Down - creepy little bunny fascists.

@ James, I think thats a story that will have to wait until Malachai creates it LOL

Wow! It’s not that this particular rabbit’s lifestyle was in any way harming or hindering the other rabbits . . . It’s just that they simply didn’t like having to look at it, and so killing the other rabbit was the solution!
I expect this kind of stuff from the imagination of a six-year-old, but far too many adults have the same point of view . . .

This… is actually kind of upsetting.

*Pats Theo’s shoulder*

This is more disturbing that when Malachai came up with the exploding cars.  Cops aren’t supposed to go around with axes to chop people’s heads off but Axe Cop gets to.  Why can’t the rabbit eat his coconut.  I think the bunny needs his revenge.

My Lord, he’s like the good guy version of a serial killer.

OMG it’s sooooo clear now . . .  Axe Cop is Showtimes Dexter !!!!!!

Quite disturbing because of the “adult themes” in this one that Malachai has not realized he has used.

And the moral of the story is to blend into society and not be different!