Meh. 1st

I’ll be SO HANDSOME.

Cute! ^_^

*Cue Axe Cop Theme*

For someone who has no time for love, Axe Cop sure know how to get the ladies. So handsome!

I had to try SO HARD not to burst out laughing at work when I read about adding “I’ll be SO HANDSOME”.

I played a shooting game with an orange gun several times in my life, but it never occurred to me to dress like a police officer.

Someone asked Strong Bad a similar question once. I think if he were here with us today, he’d be proud of this answer.

But… But I thought there could only be one Axe Cop!

Still, this is awesome.

Another priceless Axe Cop moment!

I laughed aloud. This is so brilliant. If I didn’t already have a following of women, this would be the most useful advice ever.

Love this….

It’s the thumbs up at the end that got me. Brilliant

I have been through this exact situation. But I forgot to dress like Axe Cop. My fatal mistake.

I saw the question and said to myself “This will not end well.”  I was wrong.  I’m sorry I doubted you, Axe Cop.

Damn Axey youre a smooth operator!! I think I’m in love!! :D <3 *girl swoon/faint*

I totally thought, like James above me, that this was going to somewhat stink today… I mean, how long does it take everything out there to get to the “how to get women” episode?  But after reading it, I think Malachi and Ethan have mastered the cliche and truly made it their own.  I now plan on doing exactly this (with my already-girlfriend though, who also reads axe cop and will actually know what bowling alley i’m talking about).

I love the fact that you laid out the comic so that the frames with the real Axe Cop and the faux Axe Cop kid are right next to each other from similar angles, so you can compare them, it really adds to the funny. Fantastic.

Axe Cop’s ego is truly a fearsome force.

So THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong… GENIUS!!!

Is there a guarantee on this?

@Sully Sadface:

His ego, though naturally superior to all other egos, actually has nothing to do with it—he really is that awesome!

This has to be one of the funniest ask axe cops ever. It nearly had me in tears.

This relationship is not going to last.  Now that there is a second Axe Cop running around, Axe Cop Prime is just going to chop his head off.

The shooting game with the orange gun owns.