Heehee.

Really good one.

Wait… I didn’t type the word “smile…” I typed a smiley face, like this: 

Weird.

“One thousand throats can be slit in one night by the blade of a running man.”—Klingon proverb

Colon hyphen slash

I wonder what it says about me or the culture I live in that I think chopping people’s heads off, but that taking away someone’s only claim to fame is kind of a jerk move.

That sentence was suppose to end “that I think people’s heads off is okay”, I skipped a couple words.

And a fourth world record. The most awesome webcomic in existence.

“Chopping people’s heads off” Ack!

There is already a jump man… Now known as Mario.

This is classic.

Poor jump man.  Poor, poor jump man.

I must know where jump school is, and how much tuition costs. I must!

I’m pretty sure the school went out of business after their instructor committed suicide :(  It was a sad story.

And that was the day Jumpman retired from jumping, assumed the identity Mario Mario and took up plumbing.

Hilarious!

The image of Axe Cop in school with kids made me burst out into laughter.

Also, Ethan, great reference with the “It was a sad story.”

And now, the economy will be saved as the price of Red Bull stock shoots way, way up.

I swear Axe Cop is a modern-day Beowulf.

I want to know who chopped off more than 100 heads at once. Seems to me that Axe Cop should have that record too.

I swear I typed 1000 and a zero got knocked off somewhere. lol

Bill Corbett went to Jump School, lol…stuff like that’s why I kep coming back.

Jump Man committed suicide? I’m guessing it wasn’t by jumping off a cliff.

“Buttons in one’s chest” appears to be one of Malachai’s new obsessions.

Not fly. Jump good.

wait a minute parents arent they dead hmmmmmmmmm i suppose they could be his foster parents

The first rule of Axe Cop continuity is never talk about Axe Cop continuity.