Robot Axe Cop!

Not mind-control them to turn good.  No, that is ridiculous in the Axe Cop canon.  No, mind-control them to believe their felonious allies have turned good, and then let them kill each other.

Well, considering that he knows Uni-man, those three wishes could happen pretty easily.

I didn’t realize that getting one’s face ripped off was such a concern to Axe Cop.

Up next: Robot Antenna Axe Cop with Lemon.

Robotic barista Axe Cop with Lemon rhine

I love how the bad guys shout “Yabadabadaba!” while getting shocked.

He’s stretchin’ that third wish a bit.  Cheater!

Based on his wrist button and the robot hands inside his mustache, he’s at least a cyborg already, right? I hope we eventually get to see Axe Cop find out he’s been a robot all along. I’m curious how that would play out.

i wish my hand triangle could do that

Whoa!  That went off the rails really fast!

If all it takes is ripping off his face for him to be a giant robot, he could always just rip off his own face if he had to…

They can rip off his face, but his sunglasses will never come off, apparently.

Does blue fire burn cold?

Actually, i believe Blue Fire is hotter than normal fire. 

Additionally, this strip is a clear demonstration that Axe Cop is far more prepared to fight crime than the rest of us non-professional good guys.  I certainly don’t think I would have the foresight necessary to take measures to compensate in the event that my face was ripped off.

YABADABADABA - the sound a bad guy makes when electrocuted.

I have a small triangle scar on my right hand and always wondered about it. I shall now give up my job in Insurance in favour of firing blue fire from my hand. Thank you Axe Cop!