updated -1 years and 12 months ago. hehe
oh my god this is hilarious. The cat lady president press conference is priceless.
Love it. I support Malachai’s views and wish to subscribe to them.
Wait, crazy cat lady can’t be president! I’m the president. I know this because I Googled myself.
Love,
Abey Abe
Abey Abe is the secret president. Axe Cop is the president of all presidents. And then there are a few thousands if not millions of homeless lady presidents.
Haha, men don’t get to be president because they’re dumb. They can come build climbing towers and scratching posts in the Oval Office for cat lady president.
The facial expression of the homeless catlady president is priceless. As if she thought Axe Cop was kidding when he said she could be president. Axe Cop is ALWAYS serious about things like that… I think, I don’t really know.
Axe Cop has raised his hygiene standards since the end of the Ultimate Battle.
You know who else was a homeless carpenter?
.......JESUS
@Chainsaber Gunchucks Cop:
Jesus wasn’t homeless.
No no, he was indeed homeless… at least during the last years of his life, according to him.
“Foxes have dens to live in, and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place even to lay his head”
Luke 9:58
It may also hold some significance that our dad is a Carpenter and Malachai’s mom is a teacher. Not sure where the president thing came from.
This is a most excellent update. I think the “I will not wipe your booty” sign should be required on the exterior of all government and public service buildings.
Carpenters can’t be homeless. They can just build themselves a new house.
Okay, Axe Cop has got to stop making me laugh to tears.
@Ethan:
Maybe he saw Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin on TV and liked the idea of a girl president?
I think that this is another amazing facet of Malachai’s developing view of women. Hillarious, endearing, and actually quite understandable.
Note first panel: I like it that Ash Ketchum ends up being homeless 
Seems Catching them all doesn’t help pay the bills.
I have to admit that I’m a bit relieved Axe Cop made women presidents and teachers and didn’t knock them unconscious with the side of his axe. That represents a giant step forward…. for the moment. I mean after all, he’s still seven.
I’m sure Axe Cop still thinks all girls except the Best Fairy Ever are stupid. That doesn’t mean he won’t help them get jobs! He just wouldn’t want them helping him stop bad guy kings.
@Chainsaber Gunchucks Cop
Jesus was a carpenter AND a teacher! So many layers!
I follow you constantly. This kind of hope that you continue to the shares. good luck.
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