“I like ‘ring of fire’ because it has fire in it”. Me too. But which flavour of song flavoured drink was it?

Best dinner party ever. I love how proper Axe Cop looks as he asks the waiter to saw a hole in the ceiling.

mmm…song flavored tea.

Breaking the fourth wall much?

I’m not even sure which wall Axe Cop is breaking here…

Hey! I don’t think any of this really happened! Draw me some proof so I believe it!

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Ok, fine, I guess you’ve got your proof. Very smooth.

Axe Cop doesn’t break walls.

He cuts holes in ceilings.

I love how Wexter is holding his drink with one of his machine guns.  Some things you just have to fudge.

I love -everything- about this—thank you, Nicolle brothers, thank you.

Wow, this episode has gone all post-modern and Charlie Kaufman on our asses!

Boba is one of the main things I miss not living in Bellevue anymore.

I was with you until the mustache robots.

Think whenever Axe Cop flies, there should always be a flock of SUPER PATRIOTIC EAGLES soaring with him.

@Sully
yeah I did not have a lot of room and it was a pretty weird thing Malachai came up with.  Basically, back when Axe Cop had a curly mustache, he was asleep, and this little alien robot snuck into the mustache.  Axe Cop woke up and trimmed his mustache.  Somehow this cause the robot to be trapped in the mustache, so it burrowed into his face and built some weapons.  Now when Axe Cop needs his golden axe or his sticky dynamite gun he can summon the robot in his face.  I’m curious how he found out it was there in the first place, and how he could stand not knowing where it came from all this time.

Ditto on Ring of Fire.

@Ethan
Axe Cop doesn’t dwell on little things like that.

He should, though.  This being Axe Cop, that tiny robot could be the ultimate bad guy boss in phase 1 of his master plan.

I love that second panel. Also dying of laughter when Axe Cop talks to Johnny Cash about his songs.

It’s great Malachai loves Johnny Cash.

So… robbers who are good songwriters (like Johnny Cash) get off with a stern warning and an invitation to dinner… while robbers who are *funny* (i.e. the clowns from last week) get poisoned and murdered??

One of my favorite Ask Axe Cop episode so far.

@Chainsabe Gunchucks Cop
You’re forgetting about front kick morality. Axe Cop doesn’t judge people by the colour of their skin, nor by the content of their hearts, but by the angle of their kick.

That is so cute that Axe Cop asks Malachi for new powers! And that Malachi and Axe Cop both like Johnny Cash, and that he scolds him for “One Piece At A Time!”

Ethan, your rendering of Johnny Cash is one of the best pieces of comic strip art since Berkeley Breathed drew Mick Jagger on Bloom County.

Dear sirs:

Panel 7.

As a shirt.

That is all.

@John Merklinghaus

Clearly, Wexter’s Gatling Gun arms possess electromagnetic properties.

Somewhere in Heaven, Johnny is smiling at this.

I’m a fan of “Ain’t No Grave” myself.