I really like two things here:

1) how Ethan just started naming the blog entries after the most ridiculous thing Malachai invented this week
2) how Ethan never forgets about Ralph Wrinkles’s mouth lasers.

@Slicer Your wish has been granted. http://axecop.com/index.php/achome/downloads/ (scroll to the last wallpaper)

The wallpaper made it so much better :D

Also oh god what

To the people complaining about the face eating,

In the narnia story, aslan eats the face. And narnia is for kids.

I never understood why people thinking this is violent was a bad thing.

I mean, yes it’s written by a kid, but the comic isn’t FOR kids.

The rest of the unicorn must be very tiny to fit between the horn and the head like that.

Also:

All those babies Axe Cop had to eat as a kid were to prepare him for this face eating moment.  His parents were truly looking out for him.

Also:

I can see the subtle Christian subtext of Narnia in the panel where God delivers the White Witch’s brain to Satan.

Poster of the ‘‘It was a huge battle.’‘! Now! I demand it!

I love that at the end of the massive gory battle that entails eating an old lady’s face off, Axe Cop turns around and happily invites the army of talking animals and fantasy creatures to have a party at his house. That is just amazing.