Gruesome, morbid, and innocently hillarious!

Officers Lightning and McQueen. Of course they are.

Also, the cops in this story are a heck of a lot more reasonable than in a certain video game I played. There was this mission to go to a bank (not to rob it or anything), and some bank robbers burst in.

The way the AI is designed, the bank robbers started attacking me, despite me being in “peaceful” mode, so I whipped out my shotgun and defended myself. Then the cops arrived. The problem is, despite the cops clearly seeing that I was only killing bank robbers, they arrested me for attempting to rob the bank. (If you go into the bank normally and pull out your gun, it’s basically the same result.) Still not sure if this is a bug or the developers were trying to portray the cops as clueless.

But in the Axe Cop universe, if you run over a bank robber once, they let you off with a warning. Makes sense to me!

I can’t decide if “Office Lightning” is a typo or just an awesome name.

I should stop reading comics and engage in some Office Lightning.

Wait… I thought Axecop was bald?

So now we know approximately when he had hair before going bald. the stressful life of a cop did it to ‘im.

That could also be a comb-over.

This is brilliant.  Somehow it makes perfect sense, though the logical part of my brain keeps trying to tell me it shouldn’t.

I love Axey’s “bored” pose in Panel 11.  I hate to think how bored he’d be with a normal ride-along.

Without his cop hat he really does look like Joel’s dad from Bearmageddon