Axey is a terrible babysitter, it seems

Considering that the Uni-family are supposed to be really smart, they really should know better than this.

When you try to get by with paying $15 for someone to sit with your baby 24/7 while you are on vacation, well, I think the Uni-family is getting exactly what it paid for.

An $85 vacation, hmmph. Uni-man may be smart, but he’s also cheap.

I dunno.  I think $15 for babysitting and $85 for a vacation is a LOT of money in AxeCop world.  Compare that to the price of weapons.

I wish I had known about the lock the baby in their room when they poop method when my son was a baby…

Oh dear! I’m laughing already!

I don’t think Uni-Man is getting his money’s worth.

Axe Cop’s “gross!” face is priceless.

Come on, everyone. For $15, I would expect Uni-Baby to be crime-fighting age by the time I get back.

The economy must be really bad if the super smart man that can cause anything to come true can’t save more than $100.

*Reads the alt-text*

What’s the conversion ratio, a jillion to one?

Hahaha… do I smell a hyper-diaper poopie problem on the horizon?!? 

I got to hand it to you for being able to make me laugh out loud at a panel of just Axe Cop saying “YES.”

Can’t wait to see where this goes!

haha yeah I don’t know what happened there.  I tried a couple things but it just ended up being funniest if Axe Cop simply said “yes”.

Ah, the Punch (from Punch & Judy) method of babysitting. Dinosaur Soldier could sub for the alligator!

But I thought he was Viking Cop now!

Awesome page, by the way.

Move over Karl Marx. I think Malachai Nicolle just discovered the true nature of economics!

RE: Viking Cop.  Two reasons Dino Soldier is not VC.  1)  I am pretty sure Malachai came up with this story before the Funny Episode.  We wrote a bunch of stories during a month together and I couldn’t do them in order because some (like this one) needed more work before I could draw them.  2) We generally default back to DS in a new story.  Just depends how Malachai is feeling.  I think DS is his favorite incarnation.

Note to self : Add all members from the Axe Cop gang to the “list of fictional beings never to ask to baby sit my nonexistent baby”.