As the resident science hippie around here, I’m going to be the gross one around hereand say that poop isn’t just expelled food. Most of it,in fact, is intestinal bacteria and, well, what amounts to scrape-off from the guts. Dead gut-sludge. I am suddenly seeing that octo-bear getting fished out of the sewer again.

Hooray! And here you thought poop couldn’t get any grosser!

So… could you get to the point where all you do is poo intestine sludge?

Oh, dear. Looks like they need to get out the hose.

Also, FYI, since poop contains waste materials from the breakdown of cells in your body, you can’t ever go entirely “poop-free”.

If you’re really interested, check out articles on ‘low residue diets’.

I think that baby dinosaur is really cute

One would also want to avoid any kind of dietary fiber when trying to minimize poop output. However, as fiber is an important contributor to proper GI function, going without it would probably, ironically, just make you feel like crap.

Hooray for the -Science Hippies-!!!

Jim Henson’s Axe Cop Babies!

Poor Unibaby. I’m a little bit grossed out that she actually ate her poop…then again she is a baby.

Also, Baby Dinosaur Soldier is adorable.

You’ve got a wish-granting unicorn horn and a baby that won’t stop crying…wishing for the baby to stop crying would be too easy, let’s wish for cyborg versions of ourselves to try and stop it (I presume that’s where this is going!)

Malachai’s thought process is oh so much more interesting than logic. :D

Axe cop and dinosaur Soldier are terrible babysitters.

I mean, come on, first they lock her in a small bedroom for pooping /just once/. When she continued to poop, they solve the problem by ceasing to feed her. After she got angry and punished them (perfectly reasonable considering how they’ve treated her), they confiscated her favourite toy and planned to hide it until the parents get back, implying that they don’t want the parents to know what was up. Then they exploited the situation by using this toy for their own selfish purposes. Oh, and also, this comic is awesome. Just so you don’t think i’m critisizing Malachai.

oh man. this could all be avoided if they just use the horn to clean up the poop. Or send it flying at bad guys. Great comic!

It’s too bad they don’t have any of that Poopnevermaker food with them.

Good call john.

ah unibaby, sometimes I forget that you are in fact a baby, once I thought I could do some weird fan comic staring a time traveling uni-baby from the future. (Uni-Girl!) but it never panned out and I only managed to get a cover art done.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/5936/unigirlfinal.png (forgive my terrible art skills. lol)

It would have been an amusing attempt to clarify some things in the timeline to an absurd level. But I kept having to take new continuity into account, and eventually just stopped working on it.

@FluteCop That’s adorable!  I love it.  That looks like a great spin-off for disenfranchised female fans.

Say that to Axe Cop’s face and not online and see what happens

@ethan. :D

wow. yes, that was my intention to make Axe Cop appealing to girls in general. lol
I might pick it back up again, who knows. Depend on how this arc with axe cop and unibaby turns out.

@Ethan: Not a GI specialist, but I’m pretty sure that you’ll poop no matter what you eat or how little of it you do eat.  Aside from all of the aforementioned intestinal sludge pretty much most of what we ingest is indigestible and is pooped out.  That superfluous bulk is what makes us feel full. If we ever developed a magic food pill that gave us all of our nutritional needs minus the actual food, we’d always feel ravenously hungry. For all eternity. 
So even if you slowly ate an entire day’s worth of food over the 24 hours, you’ll still poop.  Poop is our heterotrophic destiny. You cannot escape.

I was kind of hoping for an axe-baby adventure