This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. DAW!
Super. Hot.
In that Axe Cop way.
Axe Cop is such a narcissist.
I did not see this coming at all. Axe Girl is awesome!
Ha! This is almost rule 63.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY DAY OF BIRTH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOUU
How did the machine not turn up this one first?
Axe Girl: Of course, Axe Girl! Why would you even question it, Axe Cop? 
Good luck on the first date!
D’awww. That’s adorable.
I would not be suprised if axe girl is looking for a man who looks after her alien daughters while she fights bad guys, for symetry’s sake.
About.
Time.
This is spectacular.
I would normally be inclined to believe that Axe Girl is going to turn out to be a bad guy in disguise (that’s why you’ve always got to check those front kicks!) and that Axe World will turn out to be a giant bomb or otherwise exploded in its entirety. But no! All bets are off at this point.
Best page ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALACHAI!
Happy Birthday Malachi!
Also, I’m curious as to what kind of moron would be a bad guy on a planet full of axe-wielding cops.
You’d think criminals would steer clear of Axe World.
I really couldn’t imagine a better sort of Axe Cop romance. Even is Axe Girl ends up being some alien monster thing, this is excellent! Keep up the good work, kiddo! Happy Birthday!
“Instead of a date we could just go kill bad guys together with our pets.” That’s the kind of date ANYONE would like.
Malachai, you rule.
I bet she is also bald under the hat
D’oh! No Marleen Jenkins??
Happy birthday Malachai! Totally enjoyed this comic since its inception, keep it coming!
Dr. McNinja! What happened to you, man? How’d you gain so much weight? And why are you carrying around little pruning shears?
(also, shame about that whole beheading thing)
I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming, but I didn’t see this coming. Which, of course, makes it that much better to experience.
Malachai, happy belated birthday. I wish you many more joyous days and years ahead, knowing that you’ve brought immense joy to millions of people before even getting to double digits. Thank you for your creativity and humor, keep it up!
Happy Awesome Birthday, Malachai. Have you ever heard of Malachite? It’s probably one of my favorite minerals of all time, and it also sounds like your name, which is pretty sweet. I wish I had a crystal named after me. If you ever get a staff of power, or a suit of armour, it should have Malachite in it/be made of Malachite. I hope that is enough stuff to qualify as a “Knowledge/Inspiration” Birthday present.
...WHOA.
This just in. I swear I did not know this whan I started this post:
http://crystal-cure.com/malachite.html
First paragraph on the right.
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