Uni-Man is now bad-ass? Whoa

Uni-man actually is super-smart. He’s in the running against sockarang as the least predictable character.

That is poor Sockarang didn’t get a horn :’(

He also still looks crazy with a beard.

I’m glad that the Unicorn is OK.  Even though we know now that it was Dr. Stinky Head, it was still a shock to see Sockarang steal the horn.

He’s not Normal Man.  Don’t you forget it.

Also where was that unicorn?  It seemed awfully accessible lol.

Haha, look at that poor unicorn.

I mean awwwww

Even his bottom and down where he pees.

:o

Look at this. Just look at this. Uni-man has horns growing out of even his overpowered KNUCKLES. I would hate to be on the receiving end of one of his uni-punches.

Even more so, with all those horns he can liteally make as many wishes as he wants, whenever he wants. Uni-man has essentially become all-powerful. Thank goodness he’s on Axe Cop’s side…

...for now

Awesome. So. Awesome.

I almost went blind.

...Woah.

Wait, so he even has a horn down where he pees? This… this is the manliest comic on the internet.

Super strong Uni-Man looks like a satanic Colonel Sanders.

lol, nice to see that the unicorn is ok…

I wonder what would happen to Uni-Smart World if whatever that thing is at the end were to return to it.  His intelligence alone would drive up the average enough that at least a few more horns would sprout from the planet.

I can’t tell if the tears in my eyes are from all the laughing, or just from the sheer win contained in this entire strip. I tip my hat to you, Mordecai and Ethan, you have breathed new life into the entire webcomic community for me.

Whoops, silly me, meant to say MALACHAI and Ethan. Sorry and keep up the good work!

I’LL FIGHT EVERY BAD GUY!

This comic in a nutshell.

Tengen Toppa Uni-Man ;_;

Though, oh, man. Uni-Man’s horns should have been symmetrical. Right now he’s got a very angry Hulk vibe going on.

Well, THIS affects Axe Cop’s future marriage plans!
If I were Sockarang and I ever got the unicorn horn back I think I’d wish not to have such a demented beard. If you have a unicorn horn, do you really still need the power of Bad Christmas?

Favorite panel:  Sockarang’s hopeful expression when Axe Cop hands out the horns

I love this one. That last panel is epically badass. (And he even has a horn on his butt and where he pees. Malachai has a dirty little mind.)

I wrote a giant thing and then realize it made more sense to post it in the forums rather than the comments. Gist: Awesomeness.

Marvel can’t hold a candle to this stuff!

I gotta say, I’m glad Malachai’s not holding back on this.  He’s a pretty hardcore kid!  Reminds me of all the spike-covered guys I drew back in the day.  They also had horns on their bottoms and where they pee.

This comic more and more reminds me of the stuff I did when I was a kid.  Malachai is officially an honorary member of my Ninja Turtle squad.

...he has a beard made of unicorn horns…

Words fail to describe how absolutely amazing that is.