“I just had a dog head with a human body forever.”

The word forever here makes it so hilarious.

@Quasimofo I never really thought about Sockarang’s face.. but that IS hilarious!

So is Lobster Man African-German?

FIIIIIIIIIIISHYYYYYYYY FIIIIIIIIIISH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

this plot has taken a really dark turn! it is like the grim-and-gritty 90’s era of axe cop.

@Brad: yeah, ask just about any little kid what is a good name for a penguin. 9/10 times you will get ‘Pengy’.

Ethan, that zombie face is going to give me nightmares.

Weird that elements of voodoo seems to be working themselves into this storyline.

Zombies are very mean people.. This explains so much! Mean people bite people a lot, and those people are usually mean to them in return, and more likely to bite others..

Hmmmm….anyone seeing some plot-hint parallels between this chapter of the story and the current Ask Axe Cop, which specifically deals with eating babies???  Coincidence? Hmmmm….

RUN AWAY!!!!

-Hasta Mia had done a terrible thing…

“You killed our DOG PARENTS!”

Nooooooooo! Not Fishy Fish!

Wowsers. Malachi has actually made a plausible, touching, and grounded(!?) origin for half-man half-lobster half-dog. Give that assignment to Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, and Alan Moore and this kid probably will still come out on top.

This is the most tragic and beautiful page ever. I’m in awe!

Now maybe people will stop being so hostile to poor Lobsterman. Just look at how uncomfortable he is about having a dog body and no shapeshifting superpowers like his sister. Who is awesome, in that she’s the first Axe Cop villain who is truly scary and not just goofy. Not that I have anything against goofy, but this is nice for a change.

He really should get rid of those pigtails in his beard, though.

Funny thing is that I have a forum account named FishyFish. Also, Lobster-dog-man’s backstory is so tragic! Poor German Shepard parents. ;^;

I foresee some serious zombie head-chopping to occur once we get to the Fishy-Fish village.

Also, Zombie-Fishy is completely oogie.

@Ross

If, as this comic reveals, zombie-ism is actually caused by super-meanness, I’m thinking that the Zombie Apocalypse is now destined to happen.

I know a lot of people who are just zombies waiting to happen, don’t you?

I think it’s funny how like, when I was a child, I created stories about a fish named Fishy Fish. tiffany and co

Man, I hope Fishy Fish is ok! There must be a way to undo his zombification in the Axe Cop universe?
Just in case there isn’t, I’ve stopped being mean to people as a precaution.

“I just had a dog body with a human head forever.”
One of my favorite quotes.  And the timing of that panel is excellent.

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This may be my favorite so far.  The end panel is brilliantly illustrated. I can hardly stop reading these.  You brothers are quite entertaining, I would want to visit your world pretty often.