Are we about to discover the source of Baby Man’s Power?!!! Is he secretly lactose intolerant? Man Oh man!! I’m on the edge of my seat here!

Wait, what?

I love the sign that says Low Prices for Eternity…

and of course Baby Cheese is Made with Real Babies lol…..

Nice touch on the “old person greeter”.

Man, if I had a nickel for every time a tough-as-nails man dressed in a giant baby costume stormed through the local Wall Mart with a dead duck over his shoulder, I would have enough money to buy me a nice chunk of Baby Cheese…

So he’s a double agent too?

And was it necessary to illustrate the dairy section with a cow’s udder?

Okay, my new favorite sound effect…. “UNLATCH!”

I think the greeter is Mr. Stocker’s dad.

Where is this going??

The mystery is palpable.

So, after all of this, is the duck dead, or just unconscious?

Somebody is really really mad that Wal-Mart is selling baby cheese made from real babies. Good thing Baby Man has a duck who spoots ‘splodey eggs.

lol, made with real babies… What kind of a world is this where the consumption of infants is such a commonly accepted practice?

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So Baby Man’s secret hideout is located in the dairy aisle of Wall Mart? It was borderline for a while but I now officially have a new favorite Axe Cop hero.

Of course, a man in a large baby suit carrying a duck isn’t that all that out of place at a Wal-Mart.

This is great! I think baby man is catching up with Axe Cop and Wexter for awesomeness!

@The Magical Moose

The fact that Baby Man is able to hide a secret entrance within the baby cheese aisle implies that very few people try to take this stuff off of the shelves. (Otherwise, someone would quickly find his secret entrance!)

Perhaps Baby Man invented baby cheese because of the very reason that no one will ever buy it, therefore allowing him to hide his secret passage in plain sight.

Baby Man must be a genius!

Also, since seeing a man in a baby suit is nothing out of the ordinary at Wal-Mart, as pointed out by TheAnswer42, Baby Man can come and go as he pleases, and no one takes a second glance.

He is a genius!

However, I just noticed that this store is not actually Wal-Mart, but is instead Wall Mart. This may be something completely different . . .

The very 1st time I read this, I thought: hmmm….. they spelled Wal-mart wrong….

Panel three is epic. The look of Eastwoodian determination on Baby Man’s face. The shocked Greeter. The woman with the sheep on her shirt! Of course she’s a sheep, she shops at Wall Mart! The dead duck (I’m going on record right now and say I suspect the Munition Duck is somehow related to the Evil Flying (robot) book! There is a Evil Robot Inventin’ Evil Genius out there people!)

This is truly magical.

Also what the fuck.

I can only hope that People of Wal-Mart will have an homage to this in the near future.

Caruso from CSI Miami should be the Wall Mart greeter.

“Welcome to…” *puts on sunglasses* “...Wall Mart…”

YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH