I am so unbelievably excited to see how Wexter looks after this latest transformation.

I hope he still has machine gun arms…

Just when this story couldn’t get any better…a T-Rex will now be turned into any dragon Axe Cop wants.

“Plus, dragons are awesome”

So obvious we are seeing a conversation between the Malachi brothers… Wexter is already a dinosaur that can fly… Yes, but we need a dragon with rocket wings!

What the hell happened to Lobster Man and Hasta Mia???

Were Axe Cop’s lobster antennae burned off the old fashioned way?

Moreover, Wexter already breathes fire! Nevertheless, I cannot wait to see him with rocket wings!

Oh my lord. I thought Wexter couldn’t get any more amazing.

BUT I WAS WRONG.

I want my business cards to say that I can ‘Make A Dinosaur Into Any Kind of Dragon You Want’. People would *respect* that.

That’s kind of a roundabout solution.  Uni-Man doesn’t have anything to that end?

I bet Ethan can’t WAIT to draw those dragon wings. According to an episode of Chop!, he finds drawing dragons the pinnacle of suckitude.

“Plus, dragons are awesome.”

He’s got you there.

@KJ

I bet Uni-Man is busy. Besides, if you’ve got a specialist in turning dinosaurs into any kind of dragon you want, I think it’s best to go with the specialist. She’s likely to think of the things that don’t occur to you when you make a wish.

And if you’re wondering why they don’t just get Uni-Man to take them there somehow that isn’t dragon-related, well pff… Dragons are awesome. That’s all there is to that.

@ Basinx
See episode 41.
Hasta Mia was turned into a good zombie when Axe Cop poured nice zombie potion on her right before her brother, Zombie Lobster Man, could eat her brains. Then she only wanted to eat the brains of bad guys. That’s when the true evil presence showed itself. I imagine Lobster Man and Hasta are doing some kind of family mea culpa, which is heart warming, but not near as cool as Wexter being turned into a dragon with rocket wings.

That castle looks just like something from Spore. Which is cool, because I recently tried to make a Spore Wexter (soon to be rendered out of date). I tried to make an Axe Cop too, but he didn’t come out very well.

Where did Axe Cop’s lobster antena go?

Anyhow—love the idea of Wexter turning into a dragon with rocket wings.

Who is the Dragony Dragon Witch and why does she already know who Axe Cop is?  Maybe she even really knows him!

I’m going to try calling my wife “Dragony Dragon Witch” when I get home one day.  It ought to be an experience.

Main Door Open. IT’S YOU!

But he is already a giant lizard who can fly!

(My favorite this is repeating lines everyone just read that are my favorite.  Really.)

It amazes me that it’s taken until the 21st century for the human race to discover that the greatest work of literature ever to be written is by a 5-6-year-old boy. I really thought I’d enjoyed reading throughout my whole life, but I never realized the potential of the medium until I discovered Axe Cop.

I wonder what all those other people who used to want to be writers will do now that they know that what they create could never surpass this epic work.

ZOMG!!! Wexter will become a Tyrano-Dragon Rex with machine gun front arms and rocket wings.

I can imagine the first panel being an actual conversation on the development of this episode, with Malachai as Axe Cop and Ethan as Sockarang.

Sockarang Fails Biology Forever. Dinosaurs aren’t lizards. Justified in that nothing in this comic is supposed to make biological (or any other kind of scientific) sense.

I guess Axe Cop’s antennae got burned off? On that note, I’d still like to know what happened to his lemon when he was Axe Cop with Lemon…

Anyway, gotta’ love Sockarang’s straightforward statements.

And I love that castle, from it’s jutting turrets that make you wonder how you navigate through the inside to its single arbitrarily crescent-shaped window!