This is by far the most awesome ultimate battle ever.

Haha, the head slap does it!

I think we’ve learned a valuable lesson here today: Never answer a phone that has just exited the rear of a gigantic egg fiend.

After episode 49 I asked “What kind of explosive can an egg possibly lay?”

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I guess that was a stupid question.

Too awesome, my favorite episode yet!

That was a terrible way for Elliot Gould to die.

Its an old style rotary phone. Do people even know how to answer them? Giant eggs splooting rotary phones that explode like Claymores. Malachai has exceeded the imagination of ordinary six-year-olds.

to be clear, I chose to make it a rotary phone… probably because I grew up on Looney Tunes and to me, cartoons always have rotary phones.  I realize a good chunk of my audience probably has a tough time even realize what that thing is.

The word shmuck has never been more apt.
The thing about phones is, unless they’re old style phones (not necessarily rotary, but at least with the little receiver and handset like that, which is STILL very archaic), you wouldn’t recognize em.. modern designs are so futuristic they could be anything.

God I love this Axecop, people constantly exploding = Awesome.

I think we’ve passed the point where these people actually DESERVE blowing up.

I see Malachai is in that phase where he thinks poop jokes are hilarious.  Luckily he knows better not to use actual poo.  I think it’s a lot funnier that everything pooped out of something isn’t.

Explosive diarrhea takes on a whole new meaning when the explosions are delayed.

THEY NEVER LEARN. Limerick guy, you shoulda known. Tsk, tsk.

Well these have all technically been “laying” not “pooing”.  The term he used when he told me this story was laying, like a hen laying an egg.  It just ends up looking like pooping.

And… actual poop… I hate to tell you this but you are wrong, there may be very blatant poop on the horizon.

Very blatant poop you say . . .

Does it explode?

Woah! I’ve been following Axe Cop for a while, but just now realized you could comment. I feel lame now.

anyways, I just have to say, I would be the next person to die. to let it keep ringing, without ever knowing who it was, just bugs me.