I’m pretty sure one doody Soldier is one too many.

Wow. This battle is almost getting a little too ultimate.

So many layers….

Sweet Merciful Crap.

Actually, it looks neither sweet nor merciful at all!

I think it’s about time for us to see Ralph Winkles be awesome and take out the army, allowing Axe Cop to fight the boss (And the 20 other bosses that will follow)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I hope presty doesn’t use his use his biting powers

Amazing. I’m wondering how long it is before we see (literally) explosive diarrhoea.

I guess the folks of London eat a diet rich in Fiber, Samurai swords and bracers, no wonder they have bad teeth.

So I learned two important things today:

1. London now has a human population of zero, and
2. London formerly had a human population of a jillion!

lol awesome!

Dang, this really sucks for everyone in London…. I bet this is all just a diversion for something even more ultimate, though.

Also, is the Queen okay, or did was there a doody soldier inside of her, too??

That’s…

I… I don’t even know how to react to this one.

Sweet Merciful Crap.

Actually, it does not appear to be very sweet or merciful at all!

That’s a convenient way to summon an army!

Also, I see lots of product tie-in opportunities: “Help destroy the doody soldier onslaught with Charmin Ultra Soft AXE COP EDITION”.

Poop with a face? Beyond belief.
Poop with a face and a MONOCLE? Absolutely believable.

Shades of South Park…

That’s the most horrible way of dying I’ve ever heard of, and it happened to everyone. This is going to some dark places.

That is the most fantastic villain ever.

The smell must be atrocious…That alone could do some damage.

London is really going to crap these days.

POOOOOOP!!!

Woah, Dr. Doo Doo is dangerous. I don’t think any alien’s been able to kill off even a tenth of London’s population in any of the Doctor Who Christmas specials.

well….has axe cop jumped the shark with this one?

aw who am I kidding this is great.

Absolutely. Axe Cop is MADE on the premise of jumping the shark…on a dragon with rocket wings. And that is why it is awesome.

LMAO Dan. =D

Yeah, this one was, er, fairly far out. Malachai just… annihilated the entire human population of London.
With poop soldiers and swords.