Man, the Empire needed a Death Star, but Axe Cop only needs a sucker gun. It really shows his awesomeness.

I have no words…

I like how everything is one dollar in this world.

Wait, Dr. Doo Doo is a Redcoat?

My stomach is clenching up in horror as Axe Cop holds Dr Doo Doo in his bare hand.  I might faint.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasps*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve often (yes often) wondered if it were possible to eat so efficiently that you’re body never needed to expel any waste.  (This may reveal my ignorance of human biology.)

I hope Malachai never realizes how terrible genocide is. It just works so well in this comic. Axe Cop shows no mercy.

This is so amazing.

Man…Planet Poop must be right next door to a humanoid populated planet with a LOT of Taco Bell….

Why does a planet that apparently has no poop manufacture poop sucking guns? There’s a plot hole that could be filled.

The roster of planets is almost as creative as the cast of characters.  There’s a snow planet, the evil Evil EVIL PLANET TINKO, a doody planet, a no-doody planet, a planet (well, moon) that turns into a superhero….

These are the voyages of Axe Cop… his mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations… and chop their heads off.

@Eleanor:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasps*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When did Axe Cop get an American flag on his sleeve?

God Bless the USA.

I love this.

Someone in a guest strip drew him with a flag and I liked it.  Before that I always kind of just drew shapes on his arms because I never researched what cops actually have on their sleeves.

That is good because Axe Cop represents the American spirit and can-do attitude!

Obviously interplanetary travel is quite easy in the Axe Cop universe, so odds are so is interplanetary trade. Obviously someone brought the poop sucker gun to Poop Get Rid of World, realized it was useless there, and sold it to a pawn shop. Since the demand for such a gun is so low, it only costs a dollar. You can probably pick up Ex-Lax on Poop Get Rid of World for pretty cheap too.

please, please wash your hands afterwards, axe cop, i am worried about this.

(on the other hand, Sockarang’s “this world is so CLEAN!” is easily the funniest thing i’ve heard all day!)

NICE. Wapoom is an awesome sound effect, but my favorite touch is using CAP! as a sound effect. Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures uses the “unsound effect” a lot too, and it’s my favorite bit of comic related comedy.

But I must say… Axe Cop grabbing the evil poop with his bare hand made me go :S

The mind of a six-year-old, is something awesome to behold.

I seriously hope Axe Cop washes his hands after handling Dr. Doo Doo.

PARADISE. I would love to live on that planet.

So Dr. Doodoo just stood idly by while all this transpired? Excellent!

Oh, wait, the buck toothed doo-doo is the one getting its head punched off by Keisha.
So, it’s literaly like she’s destroying the oriental stereotype.

Okay then, I’m happy now.

My horrified disappointment with the species abates for at least another day.