Looks like axey is in for it now, babocalypse.

spooooky

I think I’d be less scared of the monster army and more scared to be put in the baby closet.

I’m not sure I know where to begin. Ralph Wrinkles healing eye beams; the mother’s night monster goggles; collecting all the babies in town; or keeping them all in a special baby closet (which makes it all perfectly okay) with plenty of toilets and baby food. I love that the cop station maintains a special baby closet for just sich an occasion. Thank you, Axe Cop. Thank you.

I wonder… what would happen if Ralph Wrinkles fired both his eye lasers and mouth lasers at someone at the same time?  Would the fabric of the universe remain intact??

I love the pacing in this story. Axe Cop is always more fun when it tries to cram a bunch into a tiny space.

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That baby closet reminds me of the tank they keep lobsters in at the grocery store.  I wonder how many will end up at baby land?  How do they select which babies to eat?

WHAT THE HECK AXE COP.  This is officially the “What the Heck” issue of Axe Cop.  Now THIS is what I’m TALKIN’ ABOUT!  Ethan, tell Malachai that Axe Cop needs more obscure item closets.

When lasers come out of Ralph Wrinkles ears they make you have to go pee.

If Axe Cop showed up at my door saying he needed to take my baby to keep it safe, I would definitely hand it over. No questions asked.

Anyone want to guess how much the night monster goggles cost?

I like how the solution to fake-Axe Cop taking people’s babies involves real-Axe Cop taking people’s babies.

Hey Ethan, I noticed that you turned 30 somewhere between the Halloween story and the last big story.  So… happy belated birthday!

Thanks Bethany, it was back in August

The last panel is great. It has a real Mignola-esque quality to it.

@James A. Calwell III

$1

@Colin, exactly, i guess the people of Axe Cop are very gullible in following the same thing twice (see: candy candy)

Heh—a baby closet—that’s hysterical. It’s also kind of strange—should the people really trust Axe Cop—I mean—he used to eat babies!

He’s like Adam West Batman, people just TRUST him.. even if a fake one has been stealing babies, they will trust him with every baby.