In the name of all that is Axe Cop, I am prepared to accept that Army Chihuahua just happened rather than made. Sometimes you gotta just move the story forward ... over that awesome ramp.

I’m glad to see The Power has an extra set of tusks, for extra bad-guy hurting.

Ethan—

Whenever anyone starts a sentence with “Not to X…” they immediately proceed to do *that exact thing*. It’s kinda an idiom, you know

Look, I’m an overeducated language nut, who is particularly obsessed with the language English grammarians cribbed most of their rules off of, and even *I* think this argument is ridiculous.

Bug pope:
“Can’t be all just get along, and unite in our love for really sweet ramps?”

Quoted for truth!
Amen!

Um, excuse me, Mad Latinist, but “Quoted for truth!” and “Amen!” are essentially synonyms. Please pick one or the other.

Army Chihuahua is such a great character.  I love how he’s given no love in either of the comics he’s featured in.  Its like Malachi is disgraced by his own imagination.  Awesomeness like that idea cannot be held back but is still slightly embarassing.  Its like admitting you play Pokemon.

Army Chihuahua is given plenty of love. Personally, I think it is enough for us to know that Army Chihuahua used to be a man. Now he is Army Chihuahua. Okay, let’s go.

As chemist I approve of this comic!

A year later and this webcomic still makes me laugh out loud. That’s quite an accomplishment, since I have the attention span of a gnat.
your brother united in our love of awesome ramps,
Kurt

“The Power!”  That is the best.

Oh man…I can’t even really explain it, but this installment filled me with such excitement.  Maybe it’s just coming back to this story after an absence, but whatever the reason…it just makes me want to jump up with a fist in the air and shout, “Yes!”  Can’t wait for the awesome ramp to take us to the next episode.

Heroes do not carpool. Carpooling is for bad guys and clowns.

It’s alright Ethan, I am sorry too. I said that without thinking and considering all of your hard work. I totally knew I was about to be a Grammar Nazi though. I see your point about it being dialog. It flows off the tongue when speaking quickly. To be honest though, I was a bit crushed when seeing denial(and joyful that I was recognized). No hard feelings though!

“WE NEED A CHEMIST”
....Has Malachai been watching Inception?

Aaah yes, it is always good to way pros and cons before making a decision.

I just reread Ask Axe Cop 34 and realized that Army Chihuahua of course must be one of the Choo Choo Ta Ta twins. Or someone else in the Chihuahua family. He looks like the chihuahua on the right in the second panel. So maybe Axe Cop recognizes him and that’s why he doesn’t bother to hear his story. He already knows it!

Ah o yea Army Chihuahua was a man!  I forgot There’s something about the timing in how the doggy is presented.  I imagine the background music going silent (because I imagine music when I read comics) and crickets start chirping when they mention army chihuahua.

I held a straight face up until “It’s just over that awesome ramp.”

Then I burst out laughing.

Oh, dear me.  *chortle*

Oh, come on. Patrol Chief is not only clearly more awesome than The Power, it’s also the only vehicle that could possibly seat five people plus a dog.

@SeverelyAwesome Oh man that’s right!  He has never seen it.  I watched a clip of that recently online but I totally forgot about that.  Malachai named his car the Power because he was playing with a toy car that had a similar name on it… I can’t remember what it was… but it inspired him to call his car “the Power”.

Did someone up on page one just say they were deleting this from their bookmarks? Because of a grammar mistake and reactions to it? Thats ridiculous….and dumb!

For real, half the time i read this im too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of the situations to worry about grammar. Bahahahahah!

Haters gonna hate.

Personally, nothing will ever stop me from reading Axe Cop. I mean, Axe Cop eats babies and I still read. I love babies!

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