Brilliant!!

That is just too funny, Axe Cop keeps getting better and better.

Anybody who gets offended by this is on the dumb list.

This is the actual dumb list that we wrote when we were working on Bad Guy Earth.  Malachai would make a purposefully dumb idea and I would put it on the dumb list.  He thought the dumb list was hilarious and he started adding to it.  Everything on this list he added to it.

I’m interested in this “Mr. Cup”

Mr. Cup is real and is in Bad Guy Earth issue one!

Haha - I KNEW babies & chickens would be on the dumb list!

If you punch yourself in the face during tryouts, you go right on the dumb list.

Aw, Mr. Stocker is on the Dumb List… Say it ain’t so!

Hey!  The Beautiful Girly Bobs can join my team anyday!

I’m guessing that Mrs. Tibble is a teacher that Malachai doesn’t like.

So by putting girls on the “dumb list”, does Axe Cop disallow female non-fairies from joining his team out of concern for their safety and inability to defend themselves in combat, or is he just a misogynist? In the case of the former, how does that explain the female superheroes from the Superhero Planet in the Ultimate Battle? It’s explained here that the Beautiful Girly Bobs are incompetent superheroes and thus ineligible for that reason alone, so why would Axe Cop not give any other girls a chance?

Probably because Malachai is 6 and hasn’t realized girls are awesome yet.

I also seriously doubt that a six-year-old could properly be described as a misogynist. But hey, thank you for reading way too much into this again. I believe when I was six and in first grade, we passed “girl germs” while the girls mostly just stuck their tongue at us and kicked us.
This was a very six-year-old entry into the action.
Easy sneezy lemon squeazy.

Ah, the old “NO DUMB GIRLS ALLOWED” rule for little boys.  Almost surprised cooties weren’t mentioned somewhere.

Did someone have a fight with his sister?  That’s what this feels like to me.

With tears in my eyes and memories of the boyhood ‘No Girls Allowed’ mentality, I can easily say this is the most brilliant page for a long, long time.

Simon Foster: It’ll be easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
Toby Wright: No, it won’t. It’ll be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult.

He really considers Pretzel Head dumb? I’ve always considered him a rather sympathetic character. Handicapped to the extreme, a mislead Hellen Kellen without limbs being decapitated on site.

His story would make a good oscar nominated film. I tell you what.

Everything’s easy sneezy lemon squeezy when you’re Axe Cop With Lemon.

I hope they form a rival team with Mr Stocker.

@Flute Cop Haha!!

I think that Malachai’s definition of dumb is more broad.  Dumb can mean you are mentally inept.  It can also mean you are simply a dumb idea, or your existence is dumb.  It’s just a derogatory term to say he does not like a certain thing.  Generally I think he is referring to the character’s intelligence, but other times I think he is just saying it’s dumb, even if it’s smart.

Wow, this one had me in stitches! Too bad Beautiful Girly Bob Prime took her cape off to fight Axe Cop; she may have kept her superpowers, held her own in combat, and found a place on the team.

Now that we’ve had a few Axe Cop costume appearances at cons, the next step is to get 10 women to dress up as “The Girls.”

I like how theyre 10 twins.. instead of.. what, decatuplets?
No Stupid Rhino Head eh? The Judoon are gonna have something to say about that..

What on earth do you call 10 identical twins?
Babies are on the dumb list—I guess that Baby Man and his family are an exception—I mean they aren’t actually babies—except for their youngest.

@Glowworm:
Don’t forget Uni-Baby. Then again, she joined Telescope Gun Cop’s team first.

I think I would of accepted the “little boys vs. little girls phase” argument just fine. Ethan going all passive-aggressive sarcastic on everyone about it was totally uncalled for.