@FEH you are referring to…?

Decuplets.

Love it!

@FEH:
That would be too easy.

Are you guys talking about my explanation of dumb??  The dumb list started when Malachai made a dumb idea (on purpose to mess with me) so I said “that is a dumb idea, I am going to put that on the dumb list”.  At the time it was just a mental dumb list, but it was a list of dumb ideas for characters.  He thought it was hilarious and had me start actually writing one.  That was all I meant.  The dumb list didn’t start as a list of characters who are unintelligent, it started as a list of dumb ideas.  That probably doesn’t apply to the girls, because he is in that “girls are gross” phase, but it probably does apply to Pretzel Head because he is actually supposed to have a powerful brain.

maybe that’s not what you were talking about, if not… I’m clueless.

“If you won’t let us on your team, we will BEAT YOU UP!”

Very nice Logic there, Beautiful Girly Bob.

Ethan,

I think FEH is referring to your little “what little female fan base Axe Cop has now disappeared” crack on the front page. Personally, I don’t see the problem, but some people will be bothered by anything. Heck, you could say “hello” to someone and have them be horrified. Don’t lose sleep over it.

@Morn Hmmm… I don’t see how anyone can not see that I am kidding around when I say that, but you are probably right.

Girl reader over here. Still love it. Haters gonna hate.

Really, none of this is talking poop, so I’m fine with all of this.

“The Beautiful Girly Bobs” sounds like a hairstyle. Or, y’know, a Ska band.

Maybe FEH read Bergerjacques reply and thought it was Ethan…?  Whatever it was, he should just relax and bask in the glory of Ax cop knocking out ten Girly Bobs with the side of his axe.  Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk!

@koobs this is why this would be so much better animated or live action.

I’m surprised jabbers didn’t make it onto the dumb list. They may not be a dumb idea but they definitely can not be on Axe Cop’s team.

As a girl I am sad I’m on the dumb list, but as a 24 year old realizing this is coming from a 6 year old I find this funny and adorable. I have nephews that think I’m gross because I’m a girl. And cmon, hes just a kid. Is anyone really going to get mad over this?

I guess Stinky Head and the Dragony Dragon Witch have different reasons for not being allowed on his team.  Tryouts can be harsh.

No girls on our team! No girls on our team!

I love this strip.  I’m rationalizing things by saying “Girls aren’t allowed, but it doesn’t say women aren’t.”

But hey, Axe Cop makes the rules!

This kind of reminds me of G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) from Calvin and Hobbes, in a way.

@FEH: “Ethan going all passive-aggressive sarcastic on everyone about it was totally uncalled for.”

Someone calling a 6-yead-old misogynistic because he called girls dumb is what’s totally uncalled for.

Overthinking this even further:

The Beautiful Girly Bobs are girls, which means that they have a natural disadvantage at fighting (because the universe is run by a six year old boy). They are particularly dumb because they thought they could beat up Axe Cop. This is why they can’t be on his team.

Uni-baby is pretty much indestructible and has a magical unicorn horn. Best Fairy Ever… well the reason is already in her name. As for the female superheroes, they are obviously powerful as well. The Dragony Dragon Witch is powerful enough to be on Axe Cop’s team, but she tricked him into thinking she was a bad guy and now he won’t let her on his team because she tricked him.

Bear in mind that most ordinary guys wouldn’t make it on Axe Cop’s team either. It wouldn’t be very responsible to send relatively weak people up against the bad guys that Axe Cop fights on a regular basis. Also, they might not survive his birthday parties.

Grrahh! I hereby declare war on all boys!! :I

Btw, I love how axe cop actually for once thinks it’s dumb that 10 twins are named Beautiful Girly Bob. Stuff like that usually is normal in the AC universe! Though I suppose it must simply be because they are girls. Which is really kind of hilarious and clever. x)

Dude, Axe Cop…

There’s ten of them! *Nudge!*

Dangit, Malachai! The panel where she told Axe Cop their name made me snort seltzer out my nose! SELTZER STINGS!

Thank goodness Axe Cop doesn’t put them on his team…because - let’s face it - Ethan can’t draw girls.

Sorry.

Stupid Rhino Head was brilliant in theory, yet horrible in practice. Poor champ, never had a chance.