I was actually going to get Chris Hastings to write all the alt text so it is EXACTLY LIKE HIS.

I noticed :D

I noticed!

I must agree/second Mr. Bastian’s idea of the alt-text being a direct “From the Mind of Malachai” sort of thing.  It wouldn’t when have to do with the current page, just whatever the young author has on his mind that moment.

@Ethan
Who are you in the world of Axe Cop?

I would be fine with any variety of alt-text, personally. It’s just a little something extra for fun, and a lot of people aren’t going to notice it anyway.

I do however agree that Malachi would most likely produce the most epic alt-text selections! =D

Did you spell dinosaur wrong on the sign on purpose?

If that’s Medium Big, then how big is Large Big?

I really enjoy this one. I find it very entertaining. My friends love this, too.

Sometimes, I don’t like reading alt text because it gets a bit long. But I think its purpose is for the author to express himself so I still read it.

Rent the horn for one day? But when he goes to another planet, time might stall there and Earth time might hasten! :D But for a 7-year-old, the ideas are pretty awesome!

Rent the horn for one day? But when he goes to another planet, time might stall there and Earth time might hasten! But for a 7-year-old, the ideas are pretty awesome!