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Picture of Tiger Cop?
Tiger Cop?
 on  07/28  at  09:34 AM

of COURSE!

Picture of Chronus
Chronus
 on  07/28  at  09:35 AM

He’s a DOCTOR and he knows SCIENCE.
Also, I’m really not all that surprised that Axe Cop is the smartest man in the world. Assuming that Uni-Man is back on Uni-World, of course.

Picture of Matt
Matt
 on  07/28  at  09:59 AM

I would expect nothing more from a guy named Axey Smartist but to be the smartest man in the world. Uni-Man doesn’t count as a “man” because he’s an alien. A good-guy alien, but still an alien.

Mr. Bastian's avatar
 on  07/28  at  10:10 AM

GASP! The return of Dr. Stinky Head!!

Picture of The Magical Moose
The Magical Moose
 on  07/28  at  10:15 AM

OH NO! Not Dr. Stinky Head!

Picture of Mike
 on  07/28  at  10:20 AM

This is such a perfect blend of Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja. I’m just so happy to be here experiencing it.

Picture of Mykal Sonic
Mykal Sonic
 on  07/28  at  10:22 AM

I’d love to say I saw this coming, but Dr. Stinky Head?  Argh!

Then again, I rarely see any of this coming.  Important to note, losing one’s force shield makes one less smart.  Glad my force shield is fully in tact - phew!  Though being more buff… hmmm…

Picture of Trevor Halligan (Shyeah!)
 on  07/28  at  10:39 AM

Okay, I can’t be the only one who thought of Ninja Turtles here, can I? Goo leading to a manhole cover where secret monsters are stealing all the pizzas? I mean, I’m sure TMNT aren’t on Malachai’s radar, but come on.

Ethan's avatar
Ethan
 on  07/28  at  10:50 AM

well the pizza premise came from Hastings, but the goo, the manhole cover and secret monsters was all Malachai.  And Malachai loves the Turtles… I made sure of that.

Picture of James A. Calwell III
 on  07/28  at  10:52 AM

The six-year-old justification for double outfits had me in a fit again.  Somehow Dr. McNinja doesn’t sound out of character even though his dialogue is obviously written by someone else.  Malachai is just a natural.

Picture of dan
dan
 on  07/28  at  11:02 AM

The look on stinkyhead’s face is priceless.

Picture of geromy
geromy
 on  07/28  at  11:16 AM

this is everything that I have ever wanted in life ever, thank you internets

Picture of Dave
Dave
 on  07/28  at  11:50 AM

I was trying to come up with stats for Dr McNinja and his cohorts and Axe Cop and his, just yesterday! I had Dr McNinja with a higher intellect than Axe Cop. I guess I was wrong???

I figured Axe Cop made up for lower intellect with greater fighting prowess. There’s got to be something McNinja’s better at…
Anyone?

Picture of Bizarro Stormy
Bizarro Stormy
 on  07/28  at  11:55 AM

Dr. Stinky Head looks like a Bond villain from that angle.  Somehow.  Just…yeah.

Also, you’re a smart man, Ethan, what with your indoctrinating TMNT into our future generation like that.

Picture of Jaq
Jaq
 on  07/28  at  12:17 PM

“I know about x-rays because I am a doctor.”

So. Much. Win.

Picture of Cartoonist Marj
 on  07/28  at  12:18 PM

I think “Smartest Man in the World” means “One Of the Smartest People in the World.” It’s like Axe Cop has earned the highest possible amount of smart points and maxed out his stats in that category, but five other guys may have done that too, so they are all tied for first place until the limits change.

That was the logic I always used as a kid (a strange, geeky kid).

Picture of Aaron
Aaron
 on  07/28  at  12:33 PM

@Dave: Intelligence is not measured by how much stuff you know, but rather by the ease with which you can learn new stuff and how creative you are when using it. That being said, though Axey may be smarter than McNinja, the good doctor clearly knows more science, especially X-rays.

Who called out the pizza flipper from the previous strip? Thunderwhalepicnic? Judging by the mask that Stinky Head just took off, I’d say that you were right!

Picture of Aaron
Aaron
 on  07/28  at  12:35 PM

Also, who dropped their cellphone in the goo?

Picture of James A. Calwell III
 on  07/28  at  12:39 PM

@Bizarro Stormy:
He looked like Hitler for an instant to me.

Picture of Benjamin
Benjamin
 on  07/28  at  01:47 PM

From this moment on, whenever anyone asks me how I know something, I’m just going to answer “I’m the smartest man in the world.”  What a great way to lay followup questions to rest.

Picture of Baron
Baron
 on  07/28  at  03:22 PM

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but everything about these three comics so far is great.  Secret monsters down manholes with x-rays and double monster suits.  I don’t know why, but I cannot stop smiling.

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Duder
 on  07/28  at  03:38 PM

He knows about x-rays because he’s a DOCTOR.

Picture of Robert
Robert
 on  07/28  at  05:22 PM

Double monster suit x-rays give me hope for future generations.
I’m enjoying this cross-over quite a bit, and look forward to reading on.  Young Malachai is quite the story teller, and I hope this creativity of his only grows.
What terrible new abilities will the now buff Dr. Stinkyhead have?

Aaron's avatar
 on  07/28  at  09:40 PM

His powers won’t be pretty strong, will they?!

Picture of Anth3m
Anth3m
 on  07/29  at  03:10 AM

McNinja just stares through the distance while talking to Axe Cop.

and no, i’m not clearly59

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