make an axe cop limerick you might die in an axe cop comic :D

There once was a man named Axe cop
The bad guys heads he would chop
He had a Team
They were all extreme
Except for Leaf man who came to a stop

it’s true.  Write us an Axe Cop limerick and the best one (voted on by James, John and me) wins the opportunity to die in an upcoming episode of the Baby Man story line.

There once was a Cop with an axe
Who knew lots of secret attacks
His pet dinosaur
Had a fiery roar
And bad-guy-killing spikes on his back.

He began fighting crime with a flute,
Then was a Dino, then a fruit.
You bad guys are toast,
‘cause now he’s a ghost,
And thus impossible to shoot.

Axe Cop’s team:

Dinosaur Cop is quite scary,
Ralph Wrinkles is ever so hairy.
Baby Man, Uni Man,
Wexter and Sockarang,
And last but not least, the Best Fairy!

Axe Cop: A Limrick
by J. Scott Southworth

The long-lost son of the Smartists,
Is a bad-guy killing artist,
Though he’s awefully slick
With his front-kick,
Baby-Man can fly the fartest.

From the mind of a miniscule lad
came up visions of guys who were bad
but then came the cop
with the mightiest chop
and the internet’s now super-rad.

-Axerick-

As Ralph Winkles sure would sing:
“Tick, tock, mouse; your clocks will ring”,
so will the bell
down in Axe-Hell
When Axe-Cop comes around axing.

Wexter is a hard dino to please.
His favorite dinner is cheese.
He ate all the cheddar
(though he likes brie better)
Leaving Axe Cop with nothing but peas!

There once was a cop with an axe
He killed all the bad guys with hacks
‘Hack hack!’ his axe slashed
What remained was then bashed
I’m not joking guys, these are the facts.

OR!

There once was an AxeCop who felt
That all bad guys were rotten and smelt
He used axes and flowers
To defuse their powers
He’d then light them and watch them all melt.

This, by way of explanation to Baby Man, possibly from x or o (or maybe they can be reporting to the general public or something).

This guy, Drag-Tri-Ghostacop Rex
invented some special effects!
He made all the zombies
Eat Candy Car Bombies
And Axe Cop chopped off Boss’s neck!

there once was a cop with an axe
he fought off dinosaur attacks
his sidekick has a flute
he always gives it a toot
they both take coolness to the max

A cop with an axe is quite scary
And his friend with the sock hands who’s hairy
Is much scarier still
And you’ll think so until
You discover the Best Ever Fairy.

Maybe the Candy Monster eats me, and I make it so it can be killed? See what Malachai thinks. Hope this doesn’t seem too self-centered.

When Axe Cop chopped up poor old Stu
The Candy Man turned into goo
Stu saved the whole town
(though now he is brown)
So they mixed him into a statue.

Axe Cop has an excellent war cry,
“I’ll throw a Grenade Bomb, and you’ll all die”
He stays up all night
Always ready to fight,
So front kick to prove you’re a good guy.