Citrus Fruit - 09 September 2010 05:46 PM

Finally done!

Awesome! shame about that hat getting cut off, and I’m wondering,who are you casting Shatner, Stiller and Crews as?

Cadugan - 10 September 2010 09:13 AM

Citrus Fruit - 09 September 2010 05:46 PM

Finally done!

Awesome! shame about that hat getting cut off, and I’m wondering,who are you casting Shatner, Stiller and Crews as?

Yeah, i don’t know why the hat was cut off like that, there was still plenty of room on the picture, oh well.About the names,I was just pulling them out of my head at that point, so i guess William Shatner can be the narrator, Ben Stiller can be Telescope Gun Cop, and Terry Crews, can be… James.
:p

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! LEAFMAN SHALL BE PLAYED BY DANIEL TOSH!!!!!

Nice Citrus!

Tarentino has to direct though.

People, stop the presses, all bets are off. Because if you are ok with a little dubbing then there is no other option than… Indian Belt Cop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h0D6i2lQEtI

Tom Selleck is the first one that springs to mind for me.

So you could show us the results.

Director- Zack Snyder (duh)
Narrator- Chris Parnell
Axe Cop- John C. McGinley
Flute Cop- Dennis Franz
Telescope Gun Cop- Bill Hader
Bobber Smartist- Crispin Glover
Gobber Smartist- Reese Witherspoon or Lisa Robin Kelly
Leaf Man- Jack McBrayer
Bad Santa/Sockarang- Robbie Coltrane
Sockarang (pre-Bad Santa)- Dwayne Johnson or Steve Carell
Ralph Wrinkles (voice)- Tom Waits
Baby Man- Jimmy Fallon
Wrestler- Gerard Butler
Uni Man- Conan O’Brien
Sean- Flea
Pretzel Head- Josh Mostel or Wayne Knight or Stephen Root
Sean’s Dad- Josh Mostel or Wayne Knight or Stephen Root
Sockarang’s Dad- Ed Asner
Electric Man- Giovanni Rabisi
Rhino Man- Taylor Lautner
Best Fairy Ever- Zoe Saldana or Michelle Rodriguez or Priscilla Star
Mrs. Uni Man- Siobhan Fallon
Uni Man’s neighbors- Hugh Laurie, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Artie Lange, and Jeff Garlin
“Alien Police”- Hugo Weaving and other Matrix agents
Weapon Store Guy- Chazz Palminteri
Mr. Stocker- Kevin Spacey or Peter Gallagher
Good Guy Mermaid- Billy Crudup
King of All Time Mermaid- Donald or Kiefer Sutherland
Moon Warrior Dad- Alec, Daniel, or Billy Baldwin
Moon Warrior Mom- Kathy Kinney
Dr. Stinky Head- Pruitt Taylor Vince or Robert Pastorelli or Maury Chaykin
Grocery Store clerk- Owen Wilson
Lobster Man- Sam Jackson

Scratch Chris Parnell as narrator. Bob Souer is great!
And if Zack Snyder is too busy, the Coen bros humor would be perfect for this. But I don’t know if they would want to keep Malachai’s humor. Would a live-action Axe Cop be better as PG-13 (or dare I say R) with more adult humor, or keep it 5 year-old innocent and hope adults continue to enjoy it?  Either way, it would be funny.