Okay, so here’s the deal. There’s a website out there, where you can make your own country and do country like stuff…and whatever…well, today, I decided to create the United States of Axe cop. Everyday, hopefully, I’ll be posting pictures about what’s happening in axe cop land, and the different decisions I need to make. I don’t really know where this is going, and I thought it would be a fun little side thing to do, so whatever, and I’ll probably ask for your opinions on how you think axe cop might handle any situation that will come up. Hopefully this will be the greatest country to ever not exist…we’ll see.

Oh yeah, and the picture at the bottom is a description of our new found country. I think axe cop would be proud…

Hardly even started as a nation, and we’re already in a bit of trouble. Here’s the issues that need to be dealt with, I’ll let you guys decide which one we’ll tackle first.

Personally, I vote for the second one.

I dunno, those nudists can get pretty rough.

chop all the problems heads off

Well, it appears I can’t chop the head off of the nudists after all. Instead, here are our options.

Actually, you know what, I’ll just show you the options for all of the issues, and we can decide on each one all at once…probably make things go by much faster.

New post because I could only attach three pictures.

So, now we, as leaders of the great nation of Axe Cop, have important decisions to make. Let us not let Axe Cop down.

As for my opinions

I say we should choose option no.3 for both the nudists and compulsory democracy. As for the Nazi rally, I believe axe cop would choose no. 1, and finally, for the unfair tax burden, I’m going with option no. 2.

NOW, EVERYONE, VOICE YOUR OPINION! It matters.

I agree with frup, as for the last one I choose 3

Welp, since it’s now 12 a.m. the next day, and I only had one other person ‘voice’ there opinions..I’ll just go with the majority…and as for the one terminator and I disagreed on, I’ll flip a coin. Meanwhile, we have a new issue to discuss.

Instead of doing a screencap, I think I’ll just copy and paste the text instead.

Axe Cop Decides:
T-Rexs On The Dinner Table?

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Axe Cop’s Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that T-Rexs could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1)  “The fact is, the T-Rex population is out of control,” says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Beth Utopia. “We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have T-Rex kebabs, T-Rex pies, T-Rex-on-a-sticks—the possibilities are endless! Let’s not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy.”

2)  “I agree that something needs to be done about T-Rex over-population,” says random passer-by Akira Johnson, “but eating them? That’s kind of gross. Let’s just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal.”

3)  “I am shocked and appalled!” declared SPCA President Jazz King. “If anyone needs to be culled, it’s us humans. The T-Rexs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry—agriculture in particular—to back off. The T-Rex is part of what makes Axe Cop a great nation!”

Honestly, this shouldn’t even BE an issue, I can safely assume we’d all choose no. 3. Though, I’ll wait to make sure.

and then there’s this one…

Auto Industry Struggles Against Foreign Imports

Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Axe Cop’s automobile manufacturing industry.
The Debate

1)  “Unless this government does something, Axe Cop won’t have an auto industry for much longer,” says auto industry union boss Max Longfellow, in a rare public appearance alongside management. “These foreign companies employ people for a few Axes a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it’s win-win.”

2)  “For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here,” says General Chassis CEO Tobias Washington. “Although I have to say, tariffs aren’t the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we’d be able to employ more—argh, let go of my throat!”

3)  “I think we need to face facts,” says noted economist and chat-show regular Jazz McGuffin. “We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn’t Axe Cop’s strong suit. There’s no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market takes its—argh, let go of my throat!”

And as for this one, I think we should go with no. 1…

Edit: and for the coin flip, I got tails…so we’re going with terminators decision on the unfair tax burden.

I agree with frup and im pretty sure everyone else will on the whole dinosaur thing

Okay, so I chose no. 1 for the ‘car tariffs’ thing, and no. 3 for the t-rex…now for today’s issue. We seem to have only one.

Cloning Research Promises New Breakthrough

Scientists using cloned human embryos for research are on the verge of a medical breakthrough.
The Debate

1)  “It’s really very exciting,” says lab head Chastity Dodinas. “Until now, we’ve kept very quiet, to avoid being targeted by lunatic fringe groups who for some reason think it’s wrong to clone human embryos. It’s too early to promise anything, but we hope that one day we will have genetic cures for a whole range of debilitating illnesses. I certainly hope the government will support our work.”

2)  “Well, if you have to be part of a lunatic fringe group to object to this barbaric practice, I’m a lunatic,” says placard-waving protestor Konrad Chicago. “Of course it would be nice to cure these unnamed diseases, but at what cost? They’re messing with the sanctity of human life. It’s wrong, and the lab should be shut down immediately.”

Honestly, I have no freakin’ idea which option axe cop would choose, so this time, I’m gonna leave it up to you.

Oh yeah, the description of the U.S.A.C has changed…I increased the size of the font for the stuff that was changed….

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy:Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

The United States of Axe Cop is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 8 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as “my little playthings.”

The government—a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass—juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration.

Nudity is frowned upon, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Axes each year, and elections have been outlawed. Crime—especially youth-related—is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axe Cop’s national animal is the T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the Axe.

Axe Cop would probably say yes to the cloning

First, I would like to point out something I didn’t notice the first time:

WHY ARE CIVIL RIGHTS UNHEARD OF?

Anyway, sorry for not chiming in, been busy. You got me interested in this though, and I made my own nation. When I saw that one of the options for the type of government was PSYCHOTIC, I went from there.

I don’t feel like editing the image to make it smaller, so here is a link to a screenshot.

Currently awaiting results of my first 4 issues.

lol, klondike bar…

Sorry about not posting the new issues..don’t worry, I haven’t made any decisions without you guys…

As for today, we have four issues to discuss

Child Casino Shock

Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Axe Cop’s seedier casinos.

1)  Social activist Fleur Mistletoe is outraged. “Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It’s no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Axe Cop’s international reputation and it must be stopped!”

2)  However, Crown Casino chairperson Prudence Falopian says, “What’s wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren’t gambling, they’d be spray painting trains.”]

I say we go for no. 1

Reclaim The Streets!

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group ‘Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad’ staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.

1)  “People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles,” said protest organizer Charles Johnson. “They’re choking the city, the environment—our lives! Cars must be banned!”

2)  “The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares,” says committed motorist Samuel Rubin. “People shouldn’t be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them.”

3)  The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. “It’s clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of… um… anyway, we need more government funds.”

I think axe cop would go for No. 2 for this issue

Animal Liberation Front Strikes Again

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.

1)  “These nuts have got to be stopped,” demands concerned consumer Beth du Pont. “They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance.”

2)  “These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue,” pleads Lars Love. “Too often, animals are put through needless cruelty, just to make their flesh taste a little more deliciously succulent. I’m sure we could ban the more horrific abuses without putting too much of a dent in our national obesity figures. Couldn’t we?”

3)  “Animals have feelings too!” yelled protestor Beth Hanover, before being set upon by hungry passers-by. “Free the animals! Ban meat-eating!”

4)  Economist Aaron Rubin has an alternative. “You don’t need to take away the people’s right to choose. You just need to build the costs of animal suffering into the price. A tax on meat-eating, in proportion to the amount of cruelty involved, would do the trick. Plus think of the benefit for the national coffers! Of course, poor people wouldn’t be able to afford meat, but that’s just more incentive for them to get jobs.”

Once again, I say no. 2

Harry Potter Censorship Row

The latest “Harry Potter” book to hit schools across Axe Cop has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.

1)  “I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding,” says religious leader Billy Steele. “Now that’s just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it.”

2)  Teachers union President Naki Hamilton says, “Come on, the book is fantasy! And it’s a damn good read. I’d like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians.”

I was going to say no. 2 until I read the ‘religious christian wacko’ part…so just to spite ‘President Naki Hamilton’ I say we go with no. 1.

NOW, VOICE YOUR OPINION!

So, been playing this for a while now. My land is… well:

“The Free Land of Landfrees is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its cynical population of 80 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Cars are banned, military spending is on the increase, graffiti graces every city’s streets, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime—especially youth-related—is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landfrees’s national animal is the Platypus, and its currency is the Klondike Bar.”

And here’s axe cop’s

The United States of Axe Cop is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 105 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as “my little playthings.”
The government—a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass—juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Soda Sales and Information Technology.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and gambling is outlawed. Crime—especially youth-related—is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axe Cop’s national animal is the T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the Axe