Dear Journal,
I don’t know how long I’ve been out, but from the looks of things, it’s been quite some time. All the familiar places are now completely vacant, the general chat thread, gone, almost like it never existed, the Chop! fancast thread, along side the ‘official Axe Cop Chat room’ are completely destroyed. It almost seems like there was a struggle of some kind, that’s the only reason I can think of that would explain what happened here. With no signs of my friends, I have to believe that they died fighting gloriously till the end, but against what? Maybe if I continue exploring a round, I’ll fi…wait…I hear some rustling, MAYBE THAT’S ANSWERMAN, or possible lady, or maybe even citrus or mr. bastian. I can’t quite make it out from….OH NO, NO! NO, DARN IT, NO! IT’S A SPAMBOT, GOTTA RUN, GOTTA GET SOMEWHERE SAFE.
I don’t think it saw me, as of right now I’m hiding between the ‘Other Web-Comics People Might Like’ thread, and the “Post a pic of your Desktop here!” thread. If anybody finds this, then that means it might already be too late. I’m sorry I didn’t get back sooner, I’m… I’m sorry I let all of my friends down.
No, I can’t think like that, what would Axe cop do? Think, THINK DARN IT! I GOT IT! Starting tomorrow I’m going to be rounding up supplies so that I can make the final stand against the evil that plagues this forum. I’ll chop every spambots head off if it’s the last thing I do. It’s the only way I can make it up to all of my friends who must’ve died in my absense.
