I know Axe-treme is the obvious joke here, but Malachai never made the joke, therefore I did not include it.  Similar to the reason Axe Cop never says “Kick Axe”.  Puns are old people humor.  You'll find out what Malachai considers good humor in the upcoming Axe Cop story “Axe Cop: the Funny Episode.”

For now, here is Axe Cop doing some Xtreme sports.  Enjoy!

Ethan