Flute Cop

Flute Cop is the brother of Axe Cop, but neither of them know this because when they were young they bonked heads while walking backwards and completely forgot one another. Destiny brought them back together, however, when Flute Cop came to Axe Cop’s first try out and joined his team. Flute Cop has gone through a series of transformations. He became Dinosaur Soldier in episode 1, then he became Avocado soldier in episode 3, then in episode 4 he got a unicorn horn and became uni-avocado soldier. In episode 26, Axe Cop turned him into Ghost Cop with unicorn magic, and in episode 39 he becomes Dragtrighostacops Rex.

Powers: flute, dinosaur powers, unicorn magic, ghost powers, avocado grenade bombs, machine gun

Appearances

Page 184 – Bridal Party

I decided to use some of Malachai’s mispronunciations of bridal party terms, like “Bride’s Mates” and “Ring Berrier”.  Hopefully it is funny and not simply confusing.  Malachai is a seasoned Ring Berrier, he bore the ring at our brothers Noah’s and Isaiah’s weddings, and then he was ring berrier coach to my step son, Ezra at my wedding.

Alright Ezra, get it together. THIS IS YOUR BIG MOMENT. -actually quote from Malachai at the wedding

 

And yes, Tom Nicolle is our dad.  The 72 year old father of kids ranging from me to Malachai.  If you have ever met my Dad he loves to talk about spiritual things, and so he will be officiating at Axe Cop’s wedding.

Well I am trying to get a lot done today, because tonight I am going to see Riff Trax Live: Starship Troopers!  Should be fun.

 

Ethan

Episode 0

Axe Cop’s tragic childhood. NOTE: This episode is best read in order after episode 4