The new Ask Axe Cop is all about family bonding:

It would be interesting to hold a real Axe Cop learn out.  Penny Arcade has their big video game convention, we could do an annual Axe Cop learn out where we all learn awesome moves.  I really don't know how we would pull that off since Axe Cop is not a real person, and very few people would be willing to replace their arms with socks, but it is a nice dream.

If you haven't been in the store, well, you should because the best shirt in shirt history is now available (in my arrogant and self serving opinion).

Lastly, here is an updated image of that Wexter poster in the coloring process from my man Jamie: