Axe Cop goes above and beyond the call of duty on Thanksgiving. You should probably give him some thanks tomorrow…
That last part came from a video Malachai watched that taught him the “secret” of Thanksgiving… that white people killed the Indians. Not sure why they felt the need to dump a complex topic like that on a 6 year old… but I guess that's public school. I don't want to get into the PC thanksgiving controversy, but I included this because it was what Malachai came up with and whatever your view of history, you have to admit it is cute.
God bless you and your family this Thanksgiving. I definitely have a lot to be thankful for this year, though I won't be seeing Malachai and the rest of the family until Christmas (when the book is released!) but I will be spending it with good friends. I look forward to eating my free dead animal mailed to me by Axe Cop.
PS! Here is the REAL cover to the first volume of Axe Cop coming in December!