And on we venture into T-Rex school. Wexter’s dad learns all sort of amazing things he never knew about his body, mainly that it is covered in secret, naturally occurring buttons. Did you know the tyrannosaurus rex has a foot rocket launcher? You didn’t? Looks like you went to the wrong school. Next time we will see what t-rex recess is like.
I bring you another loosely scheduled installment of UNCHOPPED. The cotton balls used in the last scene made their way into this one in the form of a bad guy who bombs you with extra fluffy cotton balls, the Cotton Bomber. What I love most though is this storyline about Wexter returning to 4th grade with his dad so he can finish school. This was the element that made me love this story. Our dad dropped out of highschool and ended up going back and finishing later in life. I assume that inspired this idea in Malachai’s head at the time.
Speaking of Malachai, he is 12 years old as of yesterday, so happy birthday little brother. He is singularly obsessed with video games now, just as I was at that age. We chatted and were fantasizing about an Axe Cop video game. It really would be the greatest game ever made if done right.
Thanks for reading, and if you know any game companies who want to make the greatest video game ever, send me a message.