The idea of Axe Cop going insane is terrifying, but not altogether unbelievable. He is already constantly walking the thin fine line of sanity as it is. One of my favorite things about Axe Cop is his many contingency plans for any and all situations. This is one of my favorites.
Reminder that Axe Cop Vol. 5 is out now! This is possibly my favorite collection. It is very dense and has a lot of good stuff in it.
Ethan
Panel three- Well, THERE’s the problem. Axe Cop with banana.
Ethan, you cheeky monkey.
(I also like the underwear pile.)
I must be tired. I stared at the final panel for a looooong time, trying to figure out why that fist had a leg.
He thinks of everything
Hahaha. Wait, why doesn’t any of his underwear have a picture of him chopping the head off of a bad guy on it?
RT @AXECOP: Ask Axe Cop #98 – Insane, Evil, Comatose or Dead http://t.co/ZInfbk7enL
my Axe Cop story
written by a 30 year old, with the heart of a 5 year old
AXE COP VS SICKNESS
One day an old woman came to see Axe Cop for help. She was sick from eating and because she was old.
Axe Cop remembered the time when she was a child and her parents died and also remembered when he ate too much and got sick and he didn’t like it. So he asked Uni-Man to make a potion that would make him never get sick. He gave the potion to drink to everyone on his team. Now none of them would ever get sick again.
He went with the old woman and he saw that there were a lot of old people who were in hospital and were sick. He didn’t think sickness was good. So he made a rule (because he was President of the World) that sickness was illegal. Now all the old people had to get better, or they’d go to jail.
But then Axe COp was visited by aliens. They were germ aliens. Because Axe Cop made being sick illegal they had nowhere to leave. So Axe Cop gave them a potion that only made them infect bad guys. He then snuck into a bad guys’ houses and put the aliens in the bad guys’ food and they all died.
THE END
Is anyone else always hearing the voices from the show now?
I’m not complaining. The voice actors they chose are absolutely perfect. I’m just saying it adds an extra layer of magic to the comics.
Yyyyyeahhhh, especially Nick Offerman. They got the RIGHT folks. (Though Book Cop is possibly my new favorite, thanks to the show)
I absolutely heard Patton Oswalt tucking Axe Cop into bed.
Dear Axe Cop,
Have you ever switched bodies with a bad guy or team member?
JSRay
Axe Cop’s army of clones reminds me of Superman’s army of robot supermen in classic Superman comics, except it makes more sense for Axe Cop than for Superman. Lookit that, Malachi’s already writing better than the pros.
Also, I got the new Axe Cop volume last week. It’s one of the best things you can buy for $15! I hope very much the TV show will be released on DVD!!!