Axe Cop was born Axey Smartist in 2004 to his parents Bobber and Gobber Smartist. After his parents ate candy canes that were poisoned by Telescope Gun Cop he swore on their grave he would become a cop. At some point he decided an axe was a better weapon than a gun, and it turns out he was right. Axe Cop now regularly has try outs for various warriors and super heroes to join him as he fights evil. He only has two known weaknesses: Being surprised (which causes him to melt), and Cherry Rainbow candy canes.
Powers: axe chop, Axe Cop with lemon, lemon grenades, retractable danger-sensing antennae, psychic attacks, poison food production, mustache has robot hands and secret weapons, super high jumps, hypnotize button in wrist
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Episode 0
5 thoughts on “Ask Axe Cop #1”
Would you ever cook and eat an evil chicken? If so what temperature do you set the oven, and how long does it take to cook?
what the song played on season 1 episode 1 at 3:26 when man goes on war?
I love how all the comments have nothing to do with this ask axe cop page. But why are you sure he is a zombie head eater he doesn’t like spicy food so what
That sounds like something a zombie head eater would say!
Has axe cop ever gone to a disco.