Ask Axe Cop #92 – Military Training

This one goes out to all the Axe Cop readers who are enlisted or are veterans of military service.  I am always humbled by people who choose that path, considering my line of work.  If it weren’t for people like I could never live in a country where making silly comics like this would afford me a living.


10 thoughts on “Ask Axe Cop #92 – Military Training

  1. This raises so many questions. If you don’t mind, I’ll ask three:

    1. Are the female axe troops also mustachioed?

    2. Is there a whole different axe ranking system above that of general, or is it just the single rank of axe soldier?

    3. If I pass the training, do I still need mustache wax?

    4. Where is the hat?

    • And won’t the generals protest that you had to be born on Axe Soldier Planet to attain that rank?

  2. Thanks, Axe Cop. I’m in the Canadian Navy and sometimes we hunt for Pirates and Drug Smugglers. I’d sure like to learn some of your special attack training like the Oldifyer or any other training we could use on the high seas when we’re chasing bad guys.

    Glad you’re on our side. Phew!

  3. I’d heard of shouting “Old!” at people who annoy you by acting like something old is new, but I didn’t know it was such a secret attack.

    “You trick your enemies into thinking it is medicine…” Well, now, that’s the hard part, isn’t it? I hope you teach us the trick.

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