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Ask Axe Cop #24

by Ethan Nicolle on April 9, 2010March 12, 2016

Has Axe Cop ever shook hands with Abraham Lincoln?

└Tags: Bombs, explosions, marriage, Unicorn Horn, Wishes

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Abraham Lincoln

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #24

Abraham Lincoln: Explosion God

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #24

Axe Cop was born Axey Smartist in 2004 to his parents Bobber and Gobber Smartist. After his parents ate candy canes that were poisoned by Telescope Gun Cop he swore on their grave he would become a cop. At some point he decided an axe was a better weapon than a gun, and it turns out he was right. Axe Cop now regularly has try outs for various warriors and super heroes to join him as he fights evil. He only has two known weaknesses: Being surprised (which causes him to melt), and Cherry Rainbow candy canes. Powers: axe chop, Axe Cop with lemon, lemon grenades, retractable danger-sensing antennae, psychic attacks, poison food production, mustache has robot hands and secret weapons, super high jumps, hypnotize button in wrist

Comics: 189
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 0